ANAL CUNT

Grindcore / Non-Metal • United States
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Anal Cunt is a noisegrind band from Boston. They are often referred to by their initials A.C. Due to the perceived—indeed intended—offensive nature of their name, many of their album covers simply displaying the initials A.C. However, the band has managed to subvert even this abbreviation, by drawing these letters in a manner resembling an anus and a vulva. Their musical catalog consists almost entirely (barring the overwrought satirical Picnic of Love album and a number of cover songs) of ridiculously offensive material. The band has often been criticized for its popularity being based solely on their controversial song titles and lyrics rather than any musical ability, and is often mentioned when a debate is being made against the grindcore genre of music. One ongoing dispute is how much Anal Cunt actually believes in what they say on their albums.

Common lyrical themes include misogyny, homophobia, anti-Semitism, racism, ridicule of
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ANAL CUNT Everyone Should Be Killed album cover 2.75 | 4 ratings
Everyone Should Be Killed
Grindcore 1994
ANAL CUNT Top 40 Hits album cover 1.96 | 5 ratings
Top 40 Hits
Grindcore 1995
ANAL CUNT 40 More Reasons to Hate Us album cover 3.45 | 7 ratings
40 More Reasons to Hate Us
Grindcore 1996
ANAL CUNT I Like It When You Die album cover 3.40 | 6 ratings
I Like It When You Die
Grindcore 1997
ANAL CUNT Picnic of Love album cover 1.32 | 5 ratings
Picnic of Love
Non-Metal 1998
ANAL CUNT It Just Gets Worse album cover 2.38 | 4 ratings
It Just Gets Worse
Grindcore 1999
ANAL CUNT Fuckin' A album cover 3.96 | 3 ratings
Fuckin' A
Grindcore 2010
ANAL CUNT Wearing Out Our Welcome album cover 1.83 | 3 ratings
Wearing Out Our Welcome
Grindcore 2011

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ANAL CUNT 5,643 Song EP album cover 3.75 | 2 ratings
5,643 Song EP
Grindcore 1989
ANAL CUNT Unplugged album cover 1.23 | 2 ratings
Unplugged
Grindcore 1991
ANAL CUNT Breaking The Law album cover 5.00 | 1 ratings
Breaking The Law
Grindcore 1993
ANAL CUNT Demo album cover 0.00 | 0 ratings
Demo
Grindcore 1995
ANAL CUNT In These Black Days: A Tribute To Black Sabbath (Vol. I) album cover 0.00 | 0 ratings
In These Black Days: A Tribute To Black Sabbath (Vol. I)
Grindcore 1997
ANAL CUNT Morbid Florist album cover 3.25 | 2 ratings
Morbid Florist
Grindcore 1998
ANAL CUNT 110 Song CD album cover 2.75 | 2 ratings
110 Song CD
Grindcore 2008

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ANAL CUNT Fast Boston HC album cover 0.00 | 0 ratings
Fast Boston HC
Grindcore 1991
ANAL CUNT Old Stuff, Part 2 album cover 0.00 | 0 ratings
Old Stuff, Part 2
Grindcore 1994
ANAL CUNT The Early Years 1988-1991 album cover 3.50 | 2 ratings
The Early Years 1988-1991
Grindcore 2000
ANAL CUNT Defenders of the Hate album cover 3.20 | 5 ratings
Defenders of the Hate
Grindcore 2001
ANAL CUNT Old Stuff, Part 3 album cover 0.00 | 0 ratings
Old Stuff, Part 3
Grindcore 2008

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Grindcore 1994

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ANAL CUNT Picnic of Love

Album · 1998 · Non-Metal
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This is one of those “dare ya” things, like the ice bucket challenge, or those idiots eating ghost peppers, cinnamon, bananas and sprite, or whatever is the stupid du jour. Listen right through this album in one go, I dare ya!

“Picnic of Love” is like so many of Anal Cunt’s jokes. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it all goes to shit in the execution. Put simply, the band which had done so much to deconstruct music and challenge people’s ideas of what defined, music, talent, a song and humour, recorded an anti-Anal Cunt album. Acoustic guitars, falsetto voices, saccharine lyrics, and an all round lack of noise and speed makes for one of the most fucked up fucking awful unmusical pieces of shit ever recorded. And it was all done on purpose.

Anal Cunt’s gross out, sick humour song titles were often the best bit of their albums. And there are none here. Instead of “Phyllis Is an Old, Annoying Cunt” we get “I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human”, instead of “You Got Date Raped”, there is “Saving Ourselves for Marriage”, and instead of “Kyle From Incantation Has a Moustache” there is “I Couldn't Afford to Buy You a Present (So I Wrote You This Song)”. Yup, schmaltzy parodies of lame love songs. The funniest thing here is to imagine the anti-titles of these songs, which is more like the usual Anal Cunt shtick.

Of the 11 tracks here, there are 10 which feature “Sensitive” Seth Putnam’s tuneless squeaky falsetto chirping about love and feelings, commitment, togetherness, and marriage, while "Gentle" Josh Martin placidly strums along. Track 11, “In My Heart There's A Star Named After You” is the power ballad. Gentle Josh still plays the same, but Sensitive Seth’s halo slips a little, as he screeches his heartfelt platitudes. The lyrics are still shit, but after the nearly half an hour of the flaccid, dribbling crap before it, it raises at least a slight chuckle.

And that’s the problem. Yes, a half funny idea, but far too fucking long. This would have been a lot funnier as a four song EP. So… Are you brave or stupid enough to give this a listen all in one go?

ANAL CUNT Fuckin' A

Album · 2010 · Grindcore
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Vim Fuego
And this is the album where Anal Cunt did a “Cold Lake”. Or did they?

Yep, noisecore’s greatest exponents made a glam album. “Fuckin’ A”? Fuckin’ sellouts! The cover is a parody of Motley Crüe’s “Too Fast For Love”, there’s songs about chicks, bikes, and fucking, and most shockingly of all, most of the music is actually recognisable as music!

Unlike so many Putman jokes though, (for example the “...is gay” song titles, jokes about Hitler and the Nazis, seeing how much formless noise fans would accept as music) this one actually works, and is pretty fuckin’ funny!

For guys who had made a career as non-musicians, this starts out in fairly tupical style, with fuzzy guitars and Seth screeching like a rutting tomcat. However, the pace is slowed a bit, and riffs actually emerge from the noise. It’s all dumbed down, showing off a different sort of stupid. “Fuck Yeah” has a shouted chorus of, you guessed it, fuck yeah! “Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach” continues in a similar vein, with a suitably tuneless over the top solo mid song.

“Loudest Stereo” is a song about well, the loudest stereo on the the block. It sounds like Venom playing Judas Priest songs recorded on a cheap old tape recorder. “Kickin' Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch” kicks ass and fucks your bitch.

Unlike the old glam trope of using thinly veiled double entendres, there’s no fucking pretence here. Four song titles in a row: “Hot Girls On The Road”, “Whiskey, Coke And Sluts”, “All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex”, and “I'm Gonna Give You AIDS”. These songs would have made Lemmy blush. There is actually a bit of a Motörhead vibe to these songs too. Every glam album needs the obligatory power ballad. In this case, the final track “I Wish My Dealer Was Open” pretends to be a scratchy sounding power ballad, up until the moment Seth opens his demonic noise spewing mouth, and the song instantly transforms into a sludge/stoner monster.

For a supposed glam album, there’s really not that much posing and posturing going on. It’s heavy as fuck with little regard for melody. The music is pretty simplistic, but fun, and it’s still soaked in static and blur. Anal Cunt’s fans need not worry about hearing any of these on FM radio.

A glam sell out? Don’t be fucking stupid! A glam metal skewering? Vlad the Impaler would be proud. “Fuckin’ A”? Fuckin’ A+!

ANAL CUNT Breaking The Law

EP · 1993 · Grindcore
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Vim Fuego
Many albums have great stories behind their creation and recording. The trials and tribulations the band has to go through to create the record add to the mystique and the mythos. The tales of self-sacrifice, putting the greater cause before personal safety and well-being, with hardship and adversity contributing to the creative flow.

One of the most legendary is Deep Purple’s Machine Head, recorded in Montreaux, Switzerland. Recording of the legendary album was initially set for December 1971, but singer Ian Gillan came down with hepatitis. Despite doctor’s orders, Gillan and the rest of the band decided to press on with recording, needing to play one last gig before hitting the studio. The gig never eventuated, as the song “Smoke on the Water” laid out:

“Frank Zappa and the Mothers/Were at the best place around/But some stupid with a flare gun/Burned the place to the ground/Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky/Smoke on the water”

Anal Cunt’s “Breaking The Law” live EP is also legendary because of the circumstances behind it’s recording. However, any hardship was self-inflicted, because their lead singer Seth Putnam was a lightning rod for trouble.

Side A was recorded at Nightbreak, San Francisco on 26 August 1993. The show was destined to be the usual Anal Cunt fuck up right from the start. The band were booked to follow an Avant Garde performer, not exactly the same target audience. Reports have said there were possibly 10 people at the venue, most of whom were playing pool. Surprisingly, the recording begins with something resembling a coherent guitar riff from the song “Iron Funeral”, with Putnam regurgitating his usual tuneless shout over it. The songs speeds up into A.C.’s customary wall of noise, and it all seems so far, so ordinary. Somewhere in there, the band segues into a second song, “Blur Including New H.C. Song”. Then, at 2 minutes 45 seconds into the gig, the music stops abruptly, and an argument breaks out. What transpired was a drunk female patron took a dislike to the music, and tried to grab Putnam’s microphone. In retaliation, he hit her with it. From there, it deteriorated into a slanging match, with both sides hurling abuse at each other. Snatches of conversation can be heard, but is mostly incoherent. The track ends with a slamming door.

The slamming door was a jail cell door. The police were called, and Seth Putnam was arrested for assault. He spent the night in jail, and someone recorded the sound of the slamming door as he was released the next morning. Although he never faced criminal charges for the incident, the victim Elizabeth Quigley filed a civil suit against him, and Putnam was fined $1200.

Side B is hardly any more sensible. It was recorded live at Good Company Lounge, Braintree, Massachussetts, on 20 May 1993. This time, the cacophony is completely dominated by Seth’s screeching. The guitar sort of buzzes along in the background, and the drums eventually turn up, clunking away like a three year old with a wooden spoon and a pot. At about the three minute mark, shouting from the audience starts, and Seth is mysteriously quiet. At 3:39, the music stops, there’s shouting, swearing, a little insane laughing, and once again, incoherent arguing. Apparently, a riot had broken out.

While this EP is called “Breaking The Law” and the band logo on the cover is a parody of Judas Priest’s logo, this has nothing to do with Priest at all. Nope, it’s just about breaking laws. Besides the assault charge and the riot, Anal Cunt also had a go at breaking contract law too. The band was signed to Earache Records at the time this was released, but it’s not on Earache. The story has it the band tried to make this look like a bootleg, but released it themselves. Only 200 copies were pressed, and this has now become a much sought after collector’s item.

Musically, this is complete shit, as with most things Anal Cunt. But this is not a record to judge on it’s musical merits. Instead, this is a document of the pure chaos which surrounded this band with a seemingly ever-increasing cult following. It records a band fucking up. It was a band which copped a lot of abuse and ridicule, and could only have been in it for the music. This is more about the “don’t give a fuck” attitude, and the perception of what actually is art versus formless chaos. Anal Cunt believed in their art and their freedom to express themselves, no matter how poorly. Those who stopped these two shows didn’t.

ANAL CUNT 40 More Reasons to Hate Us

Album · 1996 · Grindcore
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Another shocking album to change my music life and thought drastically. This nasty album “40 More Reasons To Hate Us” by industrial hardcore gang A.C. has been released in 1996 for such a cheap, dull musical scene, veiled in a dirty, vulgar sleeve. Each of 42 tracks except one of Manowar’s masterpieces “Gloves Of Metal” is quite momentary, launched via Seth’s magmatic mouth and loud, distorted, but strictly-played instruments .... as everyone says, might be heard similarly to another one in this album indeed, but at least for me, sounds like every single track should have a potential different from others.

From the beginning "Face It, You're A Metal Band" until "Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed", we can feel a smooth stream of a crazy loud mass. Not known such a fantastic foolish shout, produced with Seth’s mischievous and diverse, excessive voice appearance. Laugh out to listen to “Kill Women” (the title is not laughable though). And sing together the song "I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth" featuring cheap Karaoke-ish falsetto voices and downtempo chorus, one bass chop. Some tracks are against renowned persons or older members of A.C. but who cares? They might play like heels or villains always on stage or on material, I imagine.

Perfectly they make a fool of the audience all around the album, but mysteriously we cannot get upset at all ... the reason is obvious as mentioned above. On the other hand, please listen to “Gloves Of Metal” filled with magnificent power and serious attitude for a metal masterpiece. Why not impressive, excellent?

ANAL CUNT I Like It When You Die

Album · 1997 · Grindcore
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DamoXt7942
What an impression. A masterpiece for me that has broken my traditional values for "rock". A. C.'s third studio album "I Like It When You Die" is kinda killer. At first look at the insane sleeve, and I don't know if you could realize why I purchased this album only "via this sleeve, without knowing them at all (lol)". And next moment an infernal feedback and deep, heavy phrases of Funeral March by Chopin (aka The 3rd Movement of Piano Sonata No. 2, Op. 35) attack us. Seth sings (shouts?) as well too rapidly (smartly?) for us the audience to understand well as words (actually more and more speedier than Napalm Death, such a speed God in the death metal scene). I've attended their gig in Osaka ... about 20 years before (when I was young!) and got completely knocked out by their powerful play and speed itself. And another surprise for me is that all of the three (Seth, Josh, and Nate) play speedily, heavily, deeply, and bombastically. Everyone says this band should be characterized by Seth's quirky voices but sounds like they should be another great heavy slush metal combo, at least for me.

Funny that they always make fun of somebody renowned, or around them (even an ex-member) ... this tendency has been heard especially via the previous album "40 More Reasons To Hate Us" ... not sure this "bad joke" is a kind of ceremony for our pleasure, or their ironic taste for the "sincere" world. Who cares? Why don't we laugh for their fun? "311 Sucks" or "Hootie And The Blowfish" should never betray our expectations really. The first expression reminds us of the artist, and the latter consists just of noisy explosion and violent words as usual. Hey don't look down of the world, the audience, but how interesting their antithesis is. Honest to say this stuff has completely changed my thought. Wondering if everyone could understand me - one of A. C. manias.

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