Album · 2021
Tracklist
1. My Mom Took Away My Xbox (00:05)
2. John Boner's Memoir (00:05)
3. They Put 5G in My Pizza! (Part 2) (00:05)
4. 04 xX_H0m3r51mp50n_Xx (00:05)
5. A Full Analyzation of Your Mom's Balls (00:05)
6. Like This Post for Free Dick Pics (00:05)
7. 10 PM at Denny's (00:05)
8. Wetchewd Infewnoe (00:05)
9. Morgz 24 Hour Challenge (00:05)
10. Studies Say France Was Fake All Along (00:05)
11. EatDatPussy445's Cellmate Resizes His Holes (A Ballad) (00:05)
12. Dinosaurs Are Cool (00:05)
13. This One's for You, Neil Cicierega (00:05)
14. Friday Night Funkin' Week 8 Leaked! (It's Sans from Undertale!) (00:05)
15. "That's a Lot of Nuts" (00:05)
16. Trump x Biden Smut Fanfic (00:05)
17. My Balls Squeak When I Squish Them (00:05)
18. Indian Tech Support Hotline (00:05)
19. Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (00:05)
20. The Chipmunks Get Fucking Ran Over (00:05)
21. Twenty One Sklump Street (00:05)
22. Monkey Time™ (00:05)
23. Monkey Time 2 (ft. Da Boyz!!!!!!) (00:05)
24. One Time a Kid Beat Off in Class Next to Me and Smeared His Cum on the Wall (00:05)
25. Build a Bear Workshop (00:05)
26. Share for a Prayer (Ignore for 100 Years in Hell) (00:05)
27. I Met Lil Nas X at 3 Am!! (Not for Kids) (00:05)
28. Text to Speech Sex Pensis (00:05)
29. FNAF x Reader (13+) (00:05)
30. Yoinky Sploinky (00:05)
31. BBWrunkle (00:05)
32. Dr. Pepper Sucks Super Bad (00:05)
33. Pepsi Is Superior (00:05)
34. Drake and Josh Lost Episode (They Do the Nae Nae) (00:05)
35. This Album Sucks (Don't Listen) (00:05)
36. Everywhere at the End of My Penis (00:05)
37. This Album Will Fuck Your Dad (00:05)
38. Relaxing Rain on Roof (ASMR) (00:05)
39. Bald Bitch Gets Wild with Snakes (00:05)
40. Top 10 Pervy Anime Girls by Watchmojo.com (00:05)
41. DreamNotFound Top 10 Moments (00:05)
42. Sexual Intercourse Before Marriage Is a Sin (But Apparently Child Abuse Isn't) (00:05)
43. MCYT Is Just a Ploy To Get More Kids to Like Kpop (00:05)
44. Jim Carey Fancam (00:05)
45. Google Search How to Remove Desk Fan from Anus Urgent (00:05)
46. Deltarune Is Just Undertale 2 (00:05)
47. Jesus Rocks (00:05)
48. I Lied Loser, Jesus Rocks My Cock (00:05)
49. Albin Sweatballs (00:05)
50. 32 Soothing Christian Bible Nursery Rhymes to Put Your Baby to Sleep (00:05)
51. Discord Call (ft. The E-Couple) (00:05)
52. Sex Crochet (00:05)
53. Per China (00:05)
54. What the Fuck Is a Uterus (I Don't Play Soccer) (00:05)
55. My Ex Wife Took My Virginity in the Divorce (00:05)
56. Is Party Rock Really in the House? (The Answer May Surprise You) (00:05)
57. Vsauce Is in My Vents And I Don't Know How to Get Him Out (00:05)
58. Papa con chorizo (00:05)
59. Fred: The Movie (00:05)
60. When You Least Expect It (Probably Late April) (00:05)
61. The Universe Will Collapse When This Album Is Over (Prepare) (00:05)
62. Will I Am Afton (00:05)
63. My "Comfort Character" Is Your Fat Ass (Bring It Over Here) (00:05)
64. Who Is Dream (and Why Is He in My Kitchen Making Cereal) (00:05)
65. If You Buy This Album, You Become a Virgin Again (00:05)
66. Schools Need to Add a Professional E-Sports Class to Regular Schooling (00:05)
67. Jesus Invented the Pickle (00:05)
68. I Be Flossin (00:05)
69. I'm in My Car While I Write These (00:05)
70. Wikipedia Page Full of Cock (00:05)
71. Kbjdfn (00:05)
72. Don't Make This a Song Name (00:05)
73. Chinese Throat Singing (00:05)
74. Chinese Throat Sexing (00:05)
75. Despicable Me Minions Porn (00:05)
76. Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse (00:05)
77. When I Open My Eyes I See (00:05)
78. My Wife Is Having an Affair (LOL!) (00:05)
79. Horse Divorce (Hors D'Oeuvres) (00:05)
80. Barnacles but Pronounced Like Hercules (00:05)
81. Freddy Fartballs (00:05)
82. Joe Biden Will Make Sex Illegal!!! (Why You Shouldn't Vote for Biden) (00:05)
83. There's a My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Figurine in This Mason Jar (00:05)
84. I Have Cinder Blocks Around My House (00:05)
85. MSPA (My Spicy Penis Ass) (00:05)
86. I'm Inside Your Shower Drain (00:05)
87. Cheesed Burger (00:05)
88. Acid Reflux Fucking Sucks (00:05)
89. *Pisses in the Shower Drain* (00:05)
90. Into the Furnace with You (00:05)
91. 10 Hours Sex ASMR (00:05)
92. 20 Minute Skin Flute Solo (00:05)
93. I Want to Come Out of the Flat-Earther Closet (00:05)
94. The Poop Corner (00:05)
95. Wretched Inferno (Sponsored by McDonalds) (00:05)
96. Ghost Fuck Sex III (00:05)
97. Get Better at Making Song Names, Nerd (00:05)
98. Genophobic Perversion Be in the Studio Like "Yeah This Sounds Like Shitm Drop It" (00:05)
99. My CPU Usage Is So Full Because I Have 45 Tabs of Porn Open (00:05)
100. My CPU Usage Is So Full Because I Have 45 Tabs of Porn Open (00:05)
101. Amazon Won't Let Me Return My Twilight Sparkle Body Pillow (00:05)
102. Frog Temple (00:05)
103. Brown Bricks in Minecrap (00:05)
104. *Throws You Violently Against the Wall* (00:05)
105. *Pins U to Wall* Hey There... Kawaii... (00:05)
106. Breadstick Annihilation (00:05)
107. My Dad Just Ranted to Me for Twenty Five Consecutive Minutes About How Conservatives and Christians Will Be in Concentration Camps in 20 Years Because They're Teaching Critical Race Theory in Schools (00:05)
108. BigBallsHD.gov (00:05)
109. The Media Wants Your Cock (...And It's Gonna Get It!) (00:05)
110. The Radical Left Is Going to Take Away Your Balls (00:05)
111. You Are on the Spot (00:05)
112. The First Album Was Better (00:05)
113. You're So Sussy (I Know You Took My Fortnite Card) (00:05)
114. lease Don't Name Track 113 "You're So Sussy (I Know You Took My Fortnite Card)" (00:05)
115. Decay Is an Extant Form of Life (00:05)
116. Tell Me the Name of God You Fungal Piece of Shit (00:05)
117. Sharpay Evans: The Uchiha Bloodline Ends Here (00:05)
118. Autosarcoughagy Better Release Their New Album Right Fucking Now (00:05)
119. Okay Guys, for Real, What the Fuck Is Lacrosse (00:05)
120. It's French for the Cross (00:05)
121. Why Does the Beginning of Pour Some Sugar on Me Sound Like Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls (00:05)
122. The Joker Gives You a Valentine's Card Which Says "You Drive Me Normal" on It (00:05)
123. Bubble Bass but Instead of Hiding the Pickles Under His Tongue He Hides Them in His Foreskin (00:05)
124. Elsa and Spiderman Get Vaccinated and Die from 5g Poisoning (00:05)
125. I'm Just Saying If I Were to Find a Cute Boy Who Wears Thigh Highs and Skirts I Would Drink His Cum Like Communion Wine on a Sunday Morning (00:05)
126. You're Not a Top or a Bottom (You're 14) (00:05)
127. Hi Guys, Welcome to My Mukbang [Gunshots] (00:05)
128. No Time for Dat Goku... (00:05)
129. It Took Several Years of Extensive Recreational Drug Use but I Have Finally Erased All Memory of Middle School (00:05)
130. Penis Implosion Fetish (00:05)
131. Bandcamp Took All of My Money and Fucked My Mom (00:05)
132. The Best Possible Third-to-Last Song Title (00:05)
133. Wow, This Album Sucked Dick (And Cock) (00:05)
134. Anyway, Here's Wonderwall (00:05)
Total Time 11:10
Line-up/Musicians
- Colin J. Buchanan / everything
About this release
Digital album self-released 22nd April 2021.
Thanks to Bosh66 for the addition