Album · 2021
Tracklist
1. You're Making a Grave Mistake by Listening to This Album (00:03)
2. Cracking Open a Nice Cold Can of Mr. Pepper (He Got His Medical License Revoked) (00:03)
3. Have Fun Adding This Album to the Metal Archives, Dickhead (00:03)
4. Theodore J. Kenobi (00:03)
5. This Isn't an Anal Cunt Ripoff (Fuck You) (00:03)
6. I'm Only 6 Tracks in and I'm Running Out of Funny Song Titles (I'm Screwed) (00:02)
7. Bull of Heaven Has an Album That Is 8,462,937,602,125,701,219,674,955.2362595095 Years Long (00:03)
8. Black Metal Fucking Sucks (And You Should Be Ashamed for Listening to It) (00:02)
9. Bitches Will Make a Noisecore Album and Think "Yeah, This Will Get Me Laid" (00:05)
10. My Friend Proposed That I Call This Album "Ghost Sex Fuck II" But I Didn't Call It That Because It's a Stupid Name (Fuck You Abby) (00:03)
11. The Fact That You're Still Listening to This Album Is Really Sad (00:04)
12. Simon Triple-Dog Dared Me to Use This as a Song Name (So Here We Are) (00:04)
13. Uh... (00:04)
14. Raw Masculine Sex Appeal (00:01)
15. I Licked a Cool-looking Rock in Tennessee (And Haven't Been the Same Since) (00:04)
16. List of Fictional Characters That I Would Let Peg Me (00:01)
17. A Dissertation on the Topic of Milfs (00:02)
18. This Drum Machine Is Really Fucking Annoying, Isn't It? (00:06)
19. Google Search Butt Man Hot Man Butt Men (00:05)
20. Why We Should Never Acknowledge the Beef Incident in Our History Books: A Thread (00:03)
21. What's 9 + 10? (00:07)
22. One Time I Accidentally Killed a Kitchen Robot with the Mcpingkle (00:03)
23. Do You Think Ben Shaprio Uses Olive Oil for Hair Gel (It Looks Like It) (00:02)
24. I’m Going to Regret This When These Album Titles Show Up When My Potential HR Position Does a Background Check (00:03)
25. I Like Wearing Skirts and Pegging (00:03)
26. So There’s This Scientist Named Rick, Right? (00:02)
27. McDonalds 10 Piece McNugget Meal for Sale on Ebay (00:01)
28. I Can't Get These Marbles Out of My Asshole (00:01)
29. Bing Search How Much Lard Can One Man Consume Safely Emergency (00:04)
30. I Miss MLG (00:03)
31. RIP Sigmond Freud (You Would Have Loved the Pornhub Algorithm) (00:04)
32. Hypnosis to Love Males (Gay) (The Cock) (00:04)
33. Fights like Goku, Raps like God (00:03)
34. A Scholastic and Educated Discussion on Why Your Mother Pegged Me (00:02)
35. Gen Z Is Trying to Cancel Eminem (00:02)
36. Gen Z Is Trying to Cancel Genghis Khan (00:04)
37. Agnosticpuppy666's Worst Nightmare (00:02)
38. Video of Boys Kissing (00:02)
39. Is It Normal to Like Boys (00:01)
40. Hey Guys I Just Had to Chase My Stupid Piece of Shit Dog Through The Woods Barefoot Because She Thought It Would Be Okay To Chase After A Beaver Who Could Eat Her Pomeranian Ass for Breakfast (00:02)
41. Society Isn't Ready for My Furry Porn Collection (00:02)
42. Do You Think Merry Shelley’s Victor Frankenstein Would Have Had a Piss Kink (00:02)
43. Hating Oatmeal as a Political Stance (00:03)
44. Do You Guys Think I'm like the Joker (Because He Is Pretty Cool) (00:01)
45. Harry Styles Proves That Even GNC People Can Have Bad Style (00:05)
46. When I'm Really Angry I Chew on a Poster of Ted Cruz Until My Teeth Puncture His Ugly Fucking Twinky Face (00:02)
47. Understanding the Mechanics of Why It Isn't Gay If I Kiss a Man (00:03)
48. Man, You Can Tell I Have Mommy Issues, Huh? (00:04)
49. I Am the Twisted Fucking Cycle Path the Media Warned You About (00:01)
50. Discord Moderators in the Server Vent Channels (00:03)
51. Google, Show Me This Guy’s Balls (Please) (00:03)
52. I Will Hack into Your Xbox Account (I Could Hack the Stock Market If I Wanted To) (00:03)
53. Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap (The Sound of Me Having Sex With Your Dad) (00:02)
54. Lord Help Me (I'm About to Touch My Penis) (00:02)
55. Do the Boys at This Sleepover Know About My Crippling Fear of Ducks? (00:03)
56. Skyrim Mod That Gives Your Character an Instant Heart Attack (00:03)
57. Do Girls Also Have Balls (Where Is the Pee) (00:02)
58. Listen to This Song to Instantly Die (00:02)
59. I Can’t Stop Thinking About That One Top-Switch-Bottom Chart of All of the M&M Characters 00:04)
60. Timmy Turner's Mom Can Get It (00:05)
61. Timmy Turner's Dad Can Get It Too (00:02)
62. Contrary to Popular Belief, Eminem’s Favorite Candy Is Skittles (00:10)
63. Who the Fuck Made Party Rock Anthem and Why Does Everyone Laugh When I Ask (00:03)
64. Imagine If We Called Feet Tootsies (That Would Be Funny I Think) (00:01)
65. Do I Qualify as a Femboy If I Have a Nose Piercing (or Do I Just Not Have a Good Relationship with My Parents) (00:02)
66. I Think My Dog Ate an Edible Off the Counter (00:05)
67. Is It OK to Find Buff Wolf Men Hot (Help) (00:04)
68. What the Fuck Do Armadillos Even Do Besides Exist (00:01)
69. Insert Sex Joke Here (Haha) (00:03)
70. Now Trending on Politics: McDonald's Sprite (00:04)
71. My Pronouns Are Ass/Rag (00:05)
72. Oops! I Leaked a Sample from This Album to Prince Phillip and You Know How That Turned Out (00:06)
73. You Can Exchange Anti-Currency for Bads and Disservices (00:03)
74. Yare Yare Hentai (00:03)
75. I'm Scared of a Rat Swimming Up from the Toilet and Licking My Clit (00:02)
76. I Rawdogged Bigfoot and I Have Photographical Evidence (If You Wanna See) (00:02)
77. Do British People Count as People? Experts Say No (00:01)
78. Canned Sour Homophones (00:05)
79. Holy Shit These Names (What Is Wrong with Me) (00:04)
80. Frozen Elsa Birthday Party Paw Patrol 12 Finger Family Song Family YouTube Kids (00:01)
81. Erection Autopsy (00:03)
82. I Am Too Much of a Swagmeister Gamer to Need Therapy (No Matter What the CIA Tells Me) (00:03)
83. My Lawyer Told Me Not to Disclose the Relationships Between Myself, Women and Fish (00:03)
84. I Lost at Solitaire? (00:03)
85. Bees? (00:03)
86. BEES (00:01)
87. I Don't Know How to Play D&D but I'm Sure the Dice Aren't Supposed to Go Up Here (00:05)
88. Prince Philip's Post-Mortem Prostate Exam Extravaganza (Family Friendly) (00:02)
89. Katra Fo Beshlati Kor Nomalit Sotalimar? Fo Benikal Telme Shola (I Don't Know What This Translates To, My Friend Just Sent It to Me) (00:02)
90. The Industrial Revolution and Its Consequences Have Been a Disaster for the Human Race (00:01)
91. Strip Russian Roulette (00:08)
92. I Wake Up in the Morning and I See That yet Another Childhood YouTuber Has Admitted to Being a Pedophile and I Shrivel Up like a Raisin (00:05)
93. Why Do Discord Servers Act as a Net for Mentally Ill Teenagers (00:03)
94. Should I Come Out to My Pastor as a Furry (00:03)
95. I Checked into Hazbin Hotel and All It Did Was Make Me Bisexual (00:04)
96. This Bagel Smells Really Weird Should I Still Eat It (The Bagel Saga, Part 1) (00:01)
97. I Drank Creek Water and Got Eight Days Off of Work (A Flint Michigan Classic) (00:01)
98. John Wilkes Booth as an Anime Boy; Should Canada Be Considered a Valid State? (00:02)
99. Undertale (00:03)
100. How to Solve Your Financial Problems in One Easy Step (Firearms Required) (00:04)
101. (Open Roleplay) Preminger Sees You with Your Bussy Out (00:02)
102. Safety Dance (Noisecore cover) (00:04)
103. Suck My Fuck Before I Suck It for You (00:02)
104. Oh Shit, This Juice Is Bangin Yo (00:04)
105. It's Paint, Asshole (00:01)
106. My Dick, Your Ass: A Philosophical Dichotomy (00:03)
107. Vaccines Made Me a Bottom Furry Cuck (00:02)
108. What If We Kissed in the Brick Void (00:06)
109. They Put 5G in My Vaccine and Now Facebook Knows I Want Things Up My Butt (00:02)
110. Who the Fuck Eats a Bagel With Onions in It (The Bagel Saga, Part 2) (00:02)
111. Dude This Is Just like 1984 Dude (00:02)
112. What the Fuck Is Homestuck (I Don't Know What Homestuck Is) (00:03)
113. Dream - Mask (Early Leaked Version) (00:08)
114. Okay Fuck This I’m Just Licking the Cream Cheese Off (The Bagel Saga, Part 3) (00:01)
115. Help I Am Trying to Contact Someone Through Song Titles I've Been Here Since 2004 (00:05)
116. When the Yo Mama Joke Hits!!! (00:09)
117. October 5th, 2004, The Day Cum Flew into the World (00:12)
118. When the [REDACTED] Is [REDACTED] (00:02)
119. They Put 5G in My Pizza! (00:05)
120. Stop Saying I Look like Parappa the Rapper (00:01)
121. You Have 59:59 Minutes Left (00:03)
122. The Entire State of Ohio (00:01)
123. Why Is Facebook Showing Me Images of Buff Men (00:01)
124. Follow Me on Twitter @CockusBallus (00:03)
125. Colin "RAWR XD" Buchanan (00:02)
126. Taylor Swift - Bye Bye Baby (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault) (Lyric Video) (00:02)
127. I Made a Fursona with a Bagel on Its Cock as a Ring and Now I’m Getting Cancelled on Twitter Dot Com (The Bagel Saga, Part 4) (00:03)
128. If I Ever Play This Album Live, Throw 46 Tomatoes at Me (00:02)
129. 7th Grade History Class (ft. That Kid Who Salutes Hitler) (00:03)
130. Sexualizing Kids Is Bad and I Don’t Understand Why This Is a Controversial Opinion (00:04)
131. 596F75204172652057617374696E6720596F75722054696D652C204964696F74 (00:02)
132. Superhellaswagalicioussexyhelladopeness (00:03)
133. Original Minecraft Rap - Part 17 (00:01)
134. Like the Legend of the Penis (00:08)
135. My Dad Said That Gay People Have Horns and Kill Babies (Real?) (00:01)
136. M-Minion.. Is That Your Pinis...? (00:01)
137. Jacob Sartorius - Jesu Død (00:04)
138. Karkalicious (00:12)
139. Hurgus Burgus (00:01)
140. Hurgus Burgus Is a Valid Troll Name (00:01)
141. Watch Naruto Online Free Anime Online Free Free Watch Anime Online Naruto Episode 452 Watch Free (00:02)
142. r/PeeingOnYourMom (00:02)
143. Does Using Reddit Make Me Gay? (00:01)
144. The FunkyTown Video Wasn't Even That Bad (00:04)
145. I Factkin the Hamburglar (00:03)
146. My Friend Abby Is True Creator of the Unibomber Manifesto (00:02)
147. I Won't Fucking Pay My Taxes (No Matter What the Government Says) (00:01)
148. We’re Putting Cum Inside Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (00:01)
149. How Buying Skittles Helps Fight Global Warming (I Swear Guys) (00:05)
150. Google Price of Corn at Walmart (00:01)
151. Penis Anatomy Pop Quiz (00:09)
152. You Could Listen to This Album in Any Order and the Experience Would Be Exactly the Saem (00:03)
153. Penis Anatomy Pop Quiz (00:06)
154. .-- .... .- - / .. ..-. / ..-. .. ... .... / -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. / .... .- ...- . / -... .- .-.. .-.. ... (00:01)
155. Shadow the Hedgehog Was Actually My Oc (00:03)
156. Why Does My Mirror Show Barack Obama When I Look into It (00:02)
157. Hey Alvin Look at This Homophobic Post I Made Bitch (00:04)
158. I Can't Find My Fucking Fleshlight (00:01)
159. Braille Audiobook (00:01)
160. Bussy Actually Means Bomb Pussy, You Guys Are Just Gay (00:08)
161. That One YouTube Donald Trump Ad with Emojis in the Thumbnail and the Title “Trigger Warning”(00:01)
162. Kind of a Shitty Finale but What Did You Expect with These Titles (00:04)
Total Time 08:20
Line-up/Musicians
- Colin J. Buchanan / everything
About this release
Digital album self-released 21st April 2021.
Thanks to Bosh66 for the addition