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Wilytank 
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 Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 7:07am |
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Movie. Probably a small role though, like that one guy in Dirty Harry who almost gets hit and Harry yells at him "Get the hell out of the way, hammerhead!"
Which would you rather not hear?: A) "Honey, remember when we told the kids not to play on the railroad tracks?" or B) "Honey, lets sell the kids, move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally."
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bartosso
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 7:20am |
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A, and then, after hearing about their tragic death I'd say "Honey, kids are dead, let's move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally."
Which would you rather do every 5 minutes if you had to choose: A - give a noisy yet odorless burp. B - expel a silent yet extremely stinky fart.
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SKwid
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 10:21am |
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A - atleast you can pass it off as some medical thing and still be plesant to be around, abet wierd would you rather have computer towers for a pelvis and chest (no genitals at all, but you do have many accessory ports) or have a computer monitor for a head and computer mice for hands
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FallingxSkies
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 10:53am |
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um the first one I can pass as a transformer ^^
Would you rather have flabby arms that you can use to fly or huge legs that you can run super fast with?
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SKwid
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:25am |
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huge legs.
i wouldnt be able to stand being a fatass. would you rather be a autocratic dictator or a symbolic monarch?
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FallingxSkies
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:27am |
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dicatator!! monarchs always get overthrown and stuff >.>
Would you rather have your treasured instrument destroyed or your favorite band killed?
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CPicard
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:36am |
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My favorite band killed, so I could sell memorabilia 50 times more expensive (at least).
Would you rather gnaw your own arm to set yourself free from a boobtrap or let yourself raped by the coming horny bear who mistook you for a female bear? |
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:44am |
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aw poor band!....hmmm I like my arm so i'll chance the bear
Would you rather be turned into a cat or a squirrel?
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SKwid
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 3:47pm |
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a cat, then i wouldnt give a fuck.
would you rather or ?
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rushfan4
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 4:01pm |
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I think that i would rather because is just plain wrong. Would you rather have your wisdom teeth removed or have to pass a kidney stone?
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FallingxSkies
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 4:56pm |
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ummm kidney stone I don't trust dentists >.>
Would you rather be pregnant (yes dudes) or be castrated? >:D
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rushfan4
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:39pm |
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Pregnant. Ahhnold made it cool to be a pregnant male in Junior and I ain't quite ready to give up the family jewels and such.
Would you rather discover a new previously unknown species of animal here on earth or an alien lifeform on some other planet elsewhere in the universe?
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FallingxSkies
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:41pm |
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haha yeah xD
I would totally want to find aliens!....unless they're like deadspace aliens....then i'm screwed Would you rather have that stoned feeling forever or the drunk feeling?
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Wilytank
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:43pm |
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Fuckin ninja'd Stoned. Pot is a better drug for you than alcohol ffffffffffffffffffffffact!  Though I'll keep my comment on the aliens vs earthly species. Would you rather smell your own asshole or smell the assholes of others?
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IMPF2112
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:45pm |
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I would most definitely pick the latter in the heartbeat. I am kind of obsessed/fascinated with Space and Aliens and UFOs and the like, so discovering a real live alien lifeform/discovering the outermost regions of the universe would be pretty exiting for me, to say the least.)
Would you rather be locked in a room for all eternity with me, or be locked in a room for 10 minutes with Charles Manson (who is not locked up or restrained in anyway and may or may not be armed with a deadly weapon).
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Wilytank
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:54pm |
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You'd enjoy sniffing alien assholes? Anyway, you. Would you rather be moldy cheese or 3 year old mayonnaise?
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rushfan4
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:56pm |
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Hmm..you like ponies and Charles Manson likes the Beatles. I think I would take the 10 minutes with Charles Manson.
And I would probably rather be moldy cheese as apparently the more aged the cheese the better.
Would you rather be forced to live on only pizza and water for the rest of your life or beetles and beer? Edited by rushfan4 - 29 Aug 2012 at 5:57pm |
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IMPF2112
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:02pm |
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ugh. that was a reply to rushfan4 not you lol anyways
The former. Because pizza is fucking delicious, water tastes amazing (fuck anyone who says it is tasteless). I've never eaten a beetle before, and don't plan on it, because I don't eat insects. And I've never drunk beer before, so whatever.
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FallingxSkies
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:41pm |
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lmao I'm cracked out on monsters so that had me laughing like crazy (the sniffin assholes thing xD)
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:43pm |
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Oh, uh, would you rather live in a world were there is no such thing as Metal, or a world were there is no such thing as Steak?
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