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Topic: Would You Rather...?
Posted By: FallingxSkies
Subject: Would You Rather...?
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2012 at 10:12pm
Well my first topic post thing and I personally love playing this game :D hopefully you guys do too!
 guess I can start!


 Would you rather...Eat cake that tastes like poop or poop that tastes like cake? 



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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2012 at 10:29pm
Eat cake that tastes like poop since I like the odds better of it not being poop.

Would you rather go your whole life without eating fruit or without eating vegetables (assuming you must have one or the other)?


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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2012 at 11:41pm
Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Eat cake that tastes like poop since I like the odds better of it not being poop.

Would you rather go your whole life without eating fruit or without eating vegetables (assuming you must have one or the other)?
veg, although neither would be healthy


Sleep(and by that i mean intercourse) with your grandmother(living or dead) or stick your hand in a wasps nest 


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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 6:06am
Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:


Sleep(and by that i mean intercourse) with your grandmother(living or dead) or stick your hand in a wasps nest 


Knowing my grandmothers, I would rather stick my hand in a wasps' nest.
Plus: if you can do this without crying, you would look 10 times cooler.


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 9:23am
Would You Rather Be Stuck on a Desert Island with 1 Five Star Album or 100 Three Star Albums?


Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 10:59am
Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

Would You Rather Be Stuck on a Desert Island with 1 Five Star Album or 100 Three Star Albums?
100 3 star albums 

because you probably wouldnt have a player, and even if you id, wouldnt have power, so having more of them would increase your survival chances as you could probably use them for stuff other than listening. 


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 11:01am
Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

Would You Rather Be Stuck on a Desert Island with 1 Five Star Album or 100 Three Star Albums?
1 Five Star album I would love 100 of 'em O.o
 Would You Rather get hit by a city bus or fall down a manhole (that's what they're called right? those holes in the ground that lead to the sewer?)


Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 11:59am
Originally posted by FallingxSkies FallingxSkies wrote:

Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

Would You Rather Be Stuck on a Desert Island with 1 Five Star Album or 100 Three Star Albums?
1 Five Star album I would love 100 of 'em O.o
 Would You Rather get hit by a city bus or fall down a manhole (that's what they're called right? those holes in the ground that lead to the sewer?)

hit by a city bus, then at least everyone would get to see it.

would you rather eat a live tarantula, or stick a beetle up your anus 


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 12:13pm
Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

Originally posted by FallingxSkies FallingxSkies wrote:

Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

Would You Rather Be Stuck on a Desert Island with 1 Five Star Album or 100 Three Star Albums?
1 Five Star album I would love 100 of 'em O.o
 Would You Rather get hit by a city bus or fall down a manhole (that's what they're called right? those holes in the ground that lead to the sewer?)

hit by a city bus, then at least everyone would get to see it.

would you rather eat a live tarantula, or stick a beetle up your anus 
ha agree with you on  the bus thing....hmmm thats hard >.> I guess eat the tarantula since I wouldn't want a bug up my ass

Would you rather wrestle a sumo wrestler or get sandwiched by sweaty old ladies?


Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 1:17pm
I hate old people, so IŽll take on the sumo wrestler any dayLOL.
 
Would you rather break your hand or your foot in an accident?


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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 1:33pm
Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

I hate old people, so IŽll take that on the sumo wrestler any dayLOL.
 
Would you rather break your hand or your foot in an accident?
foot, you can still do upper body climbing stuff with a broken foot 
and, being a single male, I think my current partner would be happier with a broken foot. 


So mine is a kind of Hell. 
Each of these things you would be doing for eternity.
would you rather, wait for a youtube video to buffer, or wait for windows to load.
You cannot do anything else while you wait, you just have to wait.
forever.



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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 1:39pm
Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

I hate old people, so IŽll take on the sumo wrestler any dayLOL.
 
Would you rather break your hand or your foot in an accident?
 

My foot. Because feet are useless when compared to hands.

Would you rather be sentenced to life in prison or receive lethal injection?


Posted By: bartosso
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 1:42pm
Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

I hate old people, so IŽll take that on the sumo wrestler any dayLOL.
 
Would you rather break your hand or your foot in an accident?
foot, you can still do upper body climbing stuff with a broken foot 
and, being a single male, I think my current partner would be happier with a broken foot. 


So mine is a kind of Hell. 
Each of these things you would be doing for eternity.
would you rather, wait for a youtube video to buffer, or wait for windows to load.
You cannot do anything else while you wait, you just have to wait.
forever.

I'd rather wait for windows to load, eternity is easier without clinging to false hope.

Would you rather spend a night in a fenced park knowing that there's a dangerous killer at large or enter the biggest shopping center in your city during the rush hour, while being completely naked?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 1:53pm
Originally posted by bartosso bartosso wrote:

Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

I hate old people, so IŽll take that on the sumo wrestler any dayLOL.
 
Would you rather break your hand or your foot in an accident?
foot, you can still do upper body climbing stuff with a broken foot 
and, being a single male, I think my current partner would be happier with a broken foot. 


So mine is a kind of Hell. 
Each of these things you would be doing for eternity.
would you rather, wait for a youtube video to buffer, or wait for windows to load.
You cannot do anything else while you wait, you just have to wait.
forever.

I'd rather wait for windows to load, eternity is easier without clinging to false hope.

Would you rather spend a night in a fenced park knowing that there's a dangerous killer at large or enter the biggest shopping center in your city during the rush hour, while being completely naked?


The first one. Because it would be the most fun and excitement I'd have felt in months.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or walk in on your best friend fapping?


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 2:42pm
Best friend fapping. Basically everybody faps on a daily basis, so I wouldn't be shocked by that. If my parents were doing anything even remotely kinky, I'd be scarred for life! Tongue

Would you rather engage in intercourse with an ugly chick or a very hot tranny (with large male genitals)?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 3:33pm
)
Originally posted by J-Man J-Man wrote:

Best friend fapping. Basically everybody faps on a daily basis, so I wouldn't be shocked by that. If my parents were doing anything even remotely kinky, I'd be scarred for life! Tongue

Would you rather engage in intercourse with an ugly chick or a very hot tranny (with large male genitals)?
 tranny i'm a girl so ha xD (yeah walking in on your parents sucks....I will never look at them the same Dead)

Would you rather be constipated for the rest of your life or have exploding diarrhea for the rest of your life?


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 4:01pm
Well, I mean I'm not too repulsed by the idea of my parents having sex (after all, they're human too! And I wouldn't exist without it! Smile), but I'd rather not witness it. Tongue

I'd rather have diarrhea. It doesn't suck nearly as much as having to take a shit but not being able to. Dead

I'll continue the trend of gross question by asking this - would you rather watch a 20 minute granny porn movie or a 20 minute scat fetish porn movie (where people literally eat poop)?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 4:13pm
Yeah thats true it's just that I walked in on them a couple of times and its just.....ew O.O
 oh snap! hmmm probably the granny porn. I would probably be laughing at their wrinkly-ness too much to care
oh I got a gross one...maybe.
Would you rather eat a pube sandwich or lick a zitty butt?


Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 5:49pm
I would take the ass.
Loose coarse hair in your mouth...... Uhhhhhh

Would you rater work a job you hate for the rest of your life or like working but despise all time away from work

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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 5:51pm
Originally posted by J-Man J-Man wrote:

Well, I mean I'm not too repulsed by the idea of my parents having sex (after all, they're human too! And I wouldn't exist without it! Smile), but I'd rather not witness it. TongueI'd rather have diarrhea. It doesn't suck nearly as much as having to take a shit but not being able to. DeadI'll continue the trend of gross question by asking this - would you rather watch a 20 minute granny porn movie or a 20 minute scat fetish porn movie (where people literally eat poop)?


I hate to admit it but I have seen both these things.
And I consider them tame

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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 6:11pm
Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

I would take the ass.
Loose coarse hair in your mouth...... Uhhhhhh

Would you rater work a job you hate for the rest of your life or like working but despise all time away from work

xD
hmmm I think I would go for the...damn hmm...I would choose like working maybe i'll have some badass job like being a ninja or something

Would you rather have a normal body with baby legs or a normal body with baby hands? 


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 6:21pm
Baby legs. Hands are infinitely many times more useful than legs IMO.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

(I'd rather be blind, fyi. Life just wouldn't be worth living without music.)


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 6:24pm
Tongue baby legs :3
 Yeah I would go with being blind too! don't know what I would do if I couldn't hear things.

Would you rather be in a Zombie Apocalypse or an Alien Invasion?



Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 6:39pm
Alien invasion since I'm more into space stuff than zombie stuff.

Would you rather have really tiny eyes or a really tiny nose?


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Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 6:56pm
Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Alien invasion since I'm more into space stuff than zombie stuff.

Would you rather have really tiny eyes or a really tiny nose?

Tiny nose.  There's too many things in this world that are not worth smelling.  I think Bill Hicks said something about smoking and living in New York to that effect.

Would you rather have someone fall off the Empire State Building and land on you or have someone fall off the Empire State Building and have that person be you?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 7:10pm
Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Alien invasion since I'm more into space stuff than zombie stuff.

Would you rather have really tiny eyes or a really tiny nose?

Tiny nose.  There's too many things in this world that are not worth smelling.  I think Bill Hicks said something about smoking and living in New York to that effect.

Would you rather have someone fall off the Empire State Building and land on you or have someone fall off the Empire State Building and have that person be you?

Have somebody fall on me I might possibly live by that one!

Would you rather get eaten by a shark or crocodile? 


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 7:38pm
I would have no preference. Either way I get eaten. Approve

Would you rather die in your sleep at age 60 or get brutally tortured and slaughtered at age 70?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 7:44pm
Brutally Tortured and slaughtered at 70~ was planning to die some epic way. Sleep is too boring! :P

Would you rather be skinned alive or burned alive from the feet up?


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 7:48pm
Burned alive. Being skinned just sounds more awful. Looks like we've went from gross sex-related stuff to morbid shit pretty quickly! LOL

Would you rather eat a pile of shit and get to have sex with the person of your dreams, or would you rather have sex with the ugliest person you can think of?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 7:52pm
lol I know right! 
 eat the poop then sex with the man...would be totally worth it xD
would you rather get T-bagged in front of millions of people or have sex with a pig in front of millions?


Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 8:04pm
T-bagged.  Who gives a shit what about happens in a video game anyway?

Would you be more interested in seeing a Rolls-Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit happens" or a wheel chair with a roll cage?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 8:52pm
Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

Originally posted by J-Man J-Man wrote:

Well, I mean I'm not too repulsed by the idea of my parents having sex (after all, they're human too! And I wouldn't exist without it! Smile), but I'd rather not witness it. TongueI'd rather have diarrhea. It doesn't suck nearly as much as having to take a shit but not being able to. DeadI'll continue the trend of gross question by asking this - would you rather watch a 20 minute granny porn movie or a 20 minute scat fetish porn movie (where people literally eat poop)? 

 
I hate to admit it but I have seen both these things. 
And I consider them tame

Approve


 
Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

T-bagged.  Who gives a shit what about happens in a video game anyway?

Would you be more interested in seeing a Rolls-Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit happens" or a wheel chair with a roll cage?

The latter, because that's not something you see everyday.

Would you rather be completely deaf or completely blind?


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 9:29pm
I already asked that, and my answer is still blind. LOL

Would you rather live as a mute person or a paralyzed person?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 9:35pm
Originally posted by J-Man J-Man wrote:

I already asked that, and my answer is still blind. LOL

Would you rather live as a mute person or a paralyzed person?
A mute person I hate the thought of not moving!

Would you rather get pimped slapped by Batman or given a wedgie by Darth Vader?


Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 9:37pm
Vader wedgie.  At least he wouldn't need to make physical contact with me.

Would you rather watch watch Pulp Fiction or Inglorious Basterds right now?


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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 9:40pm
Inglorious Basterds as I've only seen it twice.

Would rather have no eyelids or no fingernails? Assume you cannot get false eyelids or false fingernails installed.


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 9:56pm
Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Inglorious Basterds as I've only seen it twice.

Would rather have no eyelids or no fingernails? Assume you cannot get false eyelids or false fingernails installed.

I would rather keep my eyelids. Eyes are so unbelievably sensitive I could not possibly imagine living without eyelids. 

Having no fingernails would be pretty gross, but I could see myself eventually getting used to it. 




Anyways, since no one answered the first time I asked this:

Would you rather be sentenced to life in prison or receive lethal injection?


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 10:23pm
Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Inglorious Basterds as I've only seen it twice.

Would rather have no eyelids or no fingernails? Assume you cannot get false eyelids or false fingernails installed.

I would rather keep my eyelids. Eyes are so unbelievably sensitive I could not possibly imagine living without eyelids. 

Having no fingernails would be pretty gross, but I could see myself eventually getting used to it. 




Anyways, since no one answered the first time I asked this:

Would you rather be sentenced to life in prison or receive lethal injection?
sentenced to life. Prisoners here have it made 
would you rather cut a finger off with scissors or an ax


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 10:46pm
An axe.  Careful, Eugene! Cool

Would you rather have elbows or knees that could bend in both directions?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2012 at 10:51pm
haha. hmmmm maybe the elbows could get out of tricky situations with that!

Would you rather star in a movie or a t.v. show? (brain fart at the moment ha)



Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 7:07am
Movie.  Probably a small role though, like that one guy in Dirty Harry who almost gets hit and Harry yells at him "Get the hell out of the way, hammerhead!"

Which would you rather not hear?:
A) "Honey, remember when we told the kids not to play on the railroad tracks?"
or 
B) "Honey, lets sell the kids, move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally."


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Posted By: bartosso
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 7:20am
A, and then, after hearing about their tragic death I'd say "Honey, kids are dead, let's move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally."

Which would you rather do every 5 minutes if you had to choose:
A - give a noisy yet odorless burp.
B - expel a silent yet extremely stinky fart.


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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 10:21am
Originally posted by bartosso bartosso wrote:

A, and then, after hearing about their tragic death I'd say "Honey, kids are dead, let's move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally."

Which would you rather do every 5 minutes if you had to choose:
A - give a noisy yet odorless burp.
B - expel a silent yet extremely stinky fart.

A - atleast you can pass it off as some medical thing and still be plesant to be around, abet wierd

would you rather have computer towers for a pelvis and chest (no genitals at all, but you do have many accessory ports) or have a computer monitor for a head and computer mice for hands 


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 10:53am
um the first one I can pass as a transformer ^^

Would you rather have flabby arms that you can use to fly or huge legs that you can run super fast with?


Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:25am
huge legs.
i wouldnt be able to stand being a fatass. 


would you rather be a autocratic dictator or a symbolic monarch?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:27am
dicatator!! monarchs always get overthrown and stuff >.>

Would you rather have your treasured instrument destroyed or your favorite band killed?


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:36am
My favorite band killed, so I could sell memorabilia 50 times more expensive (at least).

Would you rather gnaw your own arm to set yourself free from a boobtrap or let yourself raped by the coming horny bear who mistook you for a female bear?


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:44am
aw poor band!....hmmm I like my arm so i'll chance the bear

Would you rather be turned into a cat or a squirrel? 


Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 3:47pm
a cat, then  i wouldnt give a fuck.
would you rather                                   or                                                                ?


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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 4:01pm

I think that i would rather                         because                                             is just plain wrong.

 
Would you rather have your wisdom teeth removed or have to pass a kidney stone?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 4:56pm
ummm kidney stone I don't trust dentists >.>

Would you rather be pregnant (yes dudes) or be castrated? >:D


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:39pm
Pregnant.  Ahhnold made it cool to be a pregnant male in Junior and I ain't quite ready to give up the family jewels and such.
 
Would you rather discover a new previously unknown species of animal here on earth or an alien lifeform on some other planet elsewhere in the universe?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:41pm
haha yeah xD
 I would totally want to find aliens!....unless they're like deadspace aliens....then i'm screwed

Would you rather have that stoned feeling forever or the drunk feeling?


Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:43pm
Fuckin ninja'd

Stoned.  Pot is a better drug for you than alcohol ffffffffffffffffffffffact!


Though I'll keep my comment on the aliens vs earthly species.

Aliens.  I think we've found enough tree frogs, weird looking insects, and exotic fish.  We're not going to get a time-out from the universal biologist community for not knowing every species on this planet.  Let's see how close the Tyranids really are to hitting us.

Would you rather smell your own asshole or smell the assholes of others?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:45pm
I would most definitely pick the latter in the heartbeat. I am kind of obsessed/fascinated with Space and Aliens and UFOs and the like, so discovering a real live alien lifeform/discovering the outermost regions of the universe would be pretty exiting for me, to say the least.)

Would you rather be locked in a room for all eternity with me, or be locked in a room for 10 minutes with Charles Manson (who is not locked up or restrained in anyway and may or may not be armed with a deadly weapon).


Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:54pm
Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

I would most definitely pick the latter in the heartbeat. I am kind of obsessed/fascinated with Space and Aliens and UFOs and the like,

You'd enjoy sniffing alien assholes?

Anyway, you.

Would you rather be moldy cheese or 3 year old mayonnaise?


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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 5:56pm
Hmm..you like ponies and Charles Manson likes the Beatles.  I think I would take the 10 minutes with Charles Manson. LOL
 
And I would probably rather be moldy cheese as apparently the more aged the cheese the better.
 
Would you rather be forced to live on only pizza and water for the rest of your life or beetles and beer?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:02pm
Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

You'd enjoy sniffing alien assholes?

ugh. that was a reply to rushfan4 not you lol

anyways

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Hmm..you like ponies and Charles Manson likes the Beatles.  I think I would take the 10 minutes with Charles Manson. LOL
 
And I would probably rather be moldy cheese as apparently the more aged the cheese the better.
 
Would you rather be forced to live on only pizza and water for the rest of your life or beetles and beer?

The former. Because pizza is fucking delicious, water tastes amazing (fuck anyone who says it is tasteless).

I've never eaten a beetle before, and don't plan on it, because I don't eat insects. And I've never drunk beer before, so whatever.


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:41pm
Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

I would most definitely pick the latter in the heartbeat. I am kind of obsessed/fascinated with Space and Aliens and UFOs and the like,

You'd enjoy sniffing alien assholes?

Anyway, you.

Would you rather be moldy cheese or 3 year old mayonnaise?
lmao I'm cracked out on monsters so that had me laughing like crazy (the sniffin assholes thing xD)


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:43pm
Oh, uh, would you rather live in a world were there is no such thing as Metal, or a world were there is no such thing as Steak?


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:46pm
World with no such thing as steak. without metal those pop loving people would eat me alive O.o

Would you rather be haunted by a perverted ghost or stalked by a man with a wierd fetish (like big toes or boogers or something)


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:51pm
Originally posted by FallingxSkies FallingxSkies wrote:

World with no such thing as steak. without metal those pop loving people would eat me alive O.o

Would you rather be haunted by a perverted ghost or stalked by a man with a wierd fetish (like big toes or boogers or something)

Depends on who this perverted ghost is. If it's like the ghost of a pedophile priest or something i'd pick the man with the booger fetish in a heartbeat. However, if say, this is the ghost of some sexy young lady we're talking about here....

Anyways, would you rather spend a month in the middle of Antarctica, lost and without anyone knowing where you are... or spend a year living in a small violent town in Afghanistan somewhere.




Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 6:55pm
haha nice. hmmm i'll go with the year in that town. Don't want to run into any mutated penguins or something in Antarctica.
 Would you rather survive a plane crash and be stuck in the middle of a jungle or survive a boat...sinking and be stuck in the middle of an ocean?


Posted By: Wilytank
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 7:53pm
Jungle.  Unleash the inner Catachan!



You are asked to slaughter every big foot under the sun.  Do you use assault rifle or shotgun?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 8:33pm
Shotgun.

SUPER CRAZY EXTREMELY DIFFICULT HARD MODE: Would you rather give Hitler a blowjob (without a condom on) or get fucked in the ass by Stalin (without lube).


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 10:50pm

Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

Shotgun.

SUPER CRAZY EXTREMELY DIFFICULT HARD MODE: Would you rather give Hitler a blowjob (without a condom on) or get fucked in the ass by Stalin (without lube).
aw shit that is hard umm.....fuck......I guess...shit thats hard I guess i'll go with....Hitler? no ass fuck for me Dead

Would you rather have somebody piss in your mouth or shit in it?  


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:05pm
I guess pee, as I think it would be easier to spit out and clean.

Now to take this to less perverted pastures...

Would you rather be short (say 5 feet even for guys, 4'9 for girls) with long arms that extend to the ground OR be tall (over 6'6 for guys, 6'2 for girls) with short arms that extend only to your hip bones?  


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2012 at 11:10pm
true true. lol xD hmm i'malready close to that height but dont really want long arms.....i'll be tall xD could just wear long sleeves or something!

Would you rather have no teeth or have teeth but have a hole in your front tooth


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2012 at 6:07am
A hole in my front tooth: the dentists can repair that nowadays.

Would you rather spend one year meditating in an ashram and painting mandalas all day long or spend one year praying in a monastery and painting iluminations all day long?


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2012 at 4:11pm
Mandalas love coloring those things ^^

Would you rather be able to read everybody's mind or control everybody's mind?



Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2012 at 4:46pm
The latter because it's more evil.

Would you rather live your live as a rich king and die when you turn 30, or live your live as a poor man on the streets and die when you turn 90.


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2012 at 7:03pm
when i'm 30 I don't want to die old ha

Would you rather be immortal or the sexiest person alive? 


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2012 at 8:18pm
Sexiest person alive.  If I was immortal, it would be like that Twilight Zone episode where I get bored of it.

Would you rather be completely hairless (whole body) or have an untrimmable pedo-stache?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2012 at 9:07pm
Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Sexiest person alive.  If I was immortal, it would be like that Twilight Zone episode where I get bored of it.

Best show that isn't MLP. Heart

Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Would you rather be completely hairless (whole body) or have an untrimmable pedo-stache?

The latter. Because, even if I can't trim the horrendous pedo-stache, I can still grow a beard as well to hide it. Tongue

Would you rather freeze to death or melt to death?


Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 3:04am
freeze, hypothermia is way less painfull than burning or acid 

would you rather have massive uncomfortable diarrhea or vomiting


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Posted By: Time Signature
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 5:59am
I'd go with massive uncomfortable diarrhea, because I could still sit on the loo and read a good book or correct student papers or whatever.

Would you rather anally rape Justin Bieber or orally rape Mitt Romney.


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 11:31am
sadly I would have to go with Bieber . Romneys too old -_-

Would you rather have to say everything on your mind or go mute?


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 12:18pm
Say everything on my mind. It would be all alot of fun to terrorize everyone around me with all the fucked up thoughts floating around in my head. Tongue

Would you rather listen to your favourite album looped for all eternity, except with every 5th measure skipped OR watch your favourite movie looped for all eternity, except with every 2nd scene skipped?


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 12:26pm
I'd probably have to go with my favorite album, but that would be weird and I suspect i would get bored with that really fast.
 
Would you rather go back to an age with no cellular phone service or with no internet service?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 12:28pm
I'm addicted to the Internet, and I don't have a cellphone, so I'm most definitely going with the former.

If you had a time machine, would you rather go somewhere in the past or somewhere in the future?


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 1:19pm
Bill and Ted is my favorite movie so I would want to go back and time and meet So-crates and Billy The Kid. 
 
Would you rather be raised by wolves or by gorillas?


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Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 1:35pm
Wolves because wolves are literally the most fucking badass creatures on the planet.

You and your friends are trapped in a cave and have no way of getting out. You guys have no food and almost no water, and are running out of time. Would you rather:

a) Succumb to cannibalism and eat your friends
or
b) Have your friends all succumb to cannibalism and eat you.


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 2:16pm
Mmm.  Friends taste just like chicken.  I'd rather live.  I can always make new friends.
 
Would you rather spend your afterlife as a ghost haunting a home or as a brain-eating zombie?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 6:13pm
as a ghost! at least you can fuck with people and remember it :P

Would you rather die a Final Destination death or a Saw death


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 6:47pm
I haven't seen either movie. From what I know abou them, Saw is supposed about some crazy guy who makes people die slow sadistic gory deaths, and Final Destination is supposed to be about a Roller Coaster or some shit like that. If that's the case, I'd pick the Saw death. Because I have a fear of heights and I fucking hate roller coasters.

Would you rather be stuck in a base on the Moon by yourself for a year, before returning back to Earth OR be stuck in the middle of a war-torn African country like Somalia for a year, before returning back to civilisation


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 7:22pm
Definitely the moon.  Referring once again to Twilight Zone, I'm assuming they left behind a robotic female to keep me company.  And if not, still the moon.

Originally posted by IMPF2112 IMPF2112 wrote:

 

The latter. Because, even if I can't trim the horrendous pedo-stache, I can still grow a beard as well to hide it. Tongue

 
I knew I should have put a restriction on that one. LOL

Would you rather spend your whole life (4 or 5 and up) as a student in various educational institutes, or would you have rather not been formally educated at all?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 9:24pm
hmmmmya know i'm going to go with not being formally educated I would rather earn street smarts anyways

Would you rather get a full body wax or have your nose hairs plucked out one by one?


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 9:27pm
Originally posted by FallingxSkies FallingxSkies wrote:

hmmmmya know i'm going to go with not being formally educated I would rather earn street smarts anyways

Would you rather get a full body wax or have your nose hairs plucked out one by one?

Nose hairs.  I often have some stray hairs I tend to, and I think I could handle it.  I'd be curious to see how much my eyes would water. 

Would you rather go fly a kite or go jump in the lake?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2012 at 9:31pm
Fly a kite. I'm paranoid that there will be like an alligator or some huge fish waiting for me in the lake

Would you rather go streaking or flash a cop


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 11:48am
Go streaking.  I think I'd be less likely to get beat up that way.  Though at a sports stadium, I'd probably get tasered. Ouch

Would you rather be frontman/woman of a new wave band or of a goth band?


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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 12:49pm
woman.

probably new wave tho, i wouldn't be able to stand having my entire fan-base be goth kids 

would you rather poop in a jar and carry it around with you for the rest of your life, or get a big tattoo of shit on your forehead.


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 1:01pm
lmao aha hmmm I guess the jar I can tell people its chocolate or something...-_-

would you rather have bird poop in you hair forever or smell like cow turd forever?


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 4:41pm
How on hell one could have bird poop in hair forever? Except if one is jailed in a birdhouse until death, it looks little possible.
On the other hand, how on hell could one smell like cow turd forever, unless his transpiration is made of cow turd.


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 4:54pm
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

How on hell one could have bird poop in hair forever? Except if one is jailed in a birdhouse until death, it looks little possible.
On the other hand, how on hell could one smell like cow turd forever, unless his transpiration is made of cow turd.

.....it could happen! like it could be some huge bird and the sun could be super hot and your hair absorbs the bird poo so its stuck forever :P
 well yeah I mean....Dead you turd monkey 


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 5:08pm
I would rather have bird poop in my hair: I'm turning bald, so I won't have hair forever...

Would you rather have inverted feet or inverted hands?


Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 5:17pm
^_^ thats a bummer though!......inverted feet I could probably hide that better :3

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for 3 hours with wet dogs or gassy kids


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 9:37pm
Gassy kids. tbh my farts would be probably be smellier than theirs lol

would you rather be the owner of a lonely heart or the owner of a broken heart?


Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2012 at 10:32pm
Broken Heart.  Better to have loved and lost than.... yaddah yaddah..

Would you rather live in a Fear Factory or a House Of Pain?


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Posted By: FallingxSkies
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2012 at 1:05pm
hm, I don't really know those thing so I'll just go with House of Pain :)

Would you rather tour with your top 5 favorite bands or be able to travel into your favorite tv show? 


Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2012 at 1:18pm
only death is real



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