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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SKwid Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Feb 2012 at 3:47pm
keygens always have the best music 
soo good 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Doomster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Feb 2012 at 6:19pm
>Reads Sweet Apple Massacre

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http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_health2.shtml
this is an interesting article, on the effects of cannabis vs the effects of tobacco 


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We love Lamont Granquist Bowdown Smoke
 
...oh and today I haven�t smoked cigarettes for 3 monthsTongue


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Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

We love Lamont Granquist Bowdown Smoke
 
...oh and today I haven�t smoked cigarettes for 3 monthsTongue
good for you man, that must feel good 


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Feels great. I suffer from Astma and when I take up smoking I�m fuckin� doomed every time. Can�t breath when I lie down and can�t catch my breath when running for the bus or walking on stairs. It�s a hard habit to break though and I would be lying if I said I didn�t think about it every day, many times a day. But I�m still holding onHeadbanger
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Time Signature Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Feb 2012 at 7:51am
I suffered a lot from asthma, too, when I was younger. But, hey, it saved me from being drafted into the army.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote UMUR Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Feb 2012 at 7:59am
Fantastic Kim, me tooBig smile. I just received a letter that I should stay away from the draft sessionLOL. Too bad though. I was planning to drop acid, not take a bath for a full month and then go to the draft session in true The Doors style. As far as I remember from the bio on The Doors I read a couple of years back they actually did something like that and didn�t get drafted. Back then it was of course serious business as those who got drafted served time in Vietnam.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Time Signature Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Feb 2012 at 8:43am
I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school.

As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.


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You people can no longer say that dubstep and djent sound nothing alike:


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Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school.

As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.
 
LOL poor naive soul.
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Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school.

As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.
Cool


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Balthamel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Feb 2012 at 11:32am
Umur i just gotta tell that the new album by El Caco, is a grower and candidate for the best album of 2012,




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pekka Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Feb 2012 at 3:21pm
Thanks Chris for making all the noise about Motorpsycho. After one listen of Heavy Metal Fruit I'm pretty impressed.
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Yeah Motorpsycho are greatThumbs Up
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Balthamel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Feb 2012 at 4:05pm
Little lucid moments are also cool and Demon  Box title track have one of the most awesome riffs ever created

and the laterst album is insane
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Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school.

As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.

I believe "cool story bro" applies here without any sarcasm. Big smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Diogenes Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Feb 2012 at 6:29pm
So I'm going through lists of metal albums coming out this year and putting them all in an Excel spreadsheet as a reminder to listen to them, so to broaden my horizons and make my AotY list for 2012 less of a joke than it was last year.  I'm really getting into it, too; I've got columns for the genres, the ratings I gave or will give them, if I reviewed them, and I even color-coded each one.  Funny how I have never once used Excel in a way that could be considered "fun" before now, because it was usually reserved for making graphs for science class, but I'm starting to realize how freaking smart and versatile this program is.

Or, I'm just super bored.
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