Metal Up Your Ass and all that Jazz Room V2

>Reads Sweet Apple Massacre

>Tempted to change avatar

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UMUR wrote: We love Lamont Granquist   ...oh and today I haven�t smoked cigarettes for 3 months

I suffered a lot from asthma, too, when I was younger. But, hey, it saved me from being drafted into the army.

I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school.

As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.


Edited by Time Signature - 28 Feb 2012 at 8:45am

Time Signature wrote: I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school. As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.

Umur i just gotta tell that the new album by El Caco, is a grower and candidate for the best album of 2012,

Yeah Motorpsycho are great

Time Signature wrote: I went to the draft session, because I received all the papers for all the paperwork quite late. It was an, erm, interesting experience. One way to avoid being drafted is to fail the intelligence tests they make you take, but I figured that a) I got good grades in school, so they wouldn't believe me and b) if I did fail the intelligence tests, then it would probably be archived somewhere in the system - and I wasn't too keen on the idea that an archive somewhere in the system saying that I was stupid. I remember the doctor trying to ask me all sorts of trick questions because, apparently, he didn't believe the document my own doctor had written stating that I was unfit for military duty (who knows, maybe they had some beef back in medical school), but I saw through his attempts at manipulating me, and managed to give him answers that exploited his own questions in such a way that his questions ended up working to my advantage. Anyway, I got through the draft session (I was the first one to get in and the first one to leave), and I didn't get drafted, of course, and when they realized that they had no choice but not to draft me, it really felt like I'd beaten the system... like, I'm smarter than those fucking military boy scouts - and it was all legit because I did suffer from asthma and allergies. I celebrated it with a slice of pizza, and actually had time to participate in my afternoon classes at school. As a bonus, the guys who was after me and I managed to trick another guy into thinking that the doctor was going to jerk him off to check his sperm quality. The poor fellow pretty much panicked before he was called into the doctor's office.