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Topic: CREATE your own metal song!!!
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Subject: CREATE your own metal song!!!
Date Posted: 21 May 2010 at 5:47am
OK i love the thread on the progarchives where we make up a prog song from our own creativity or is that stupidityLOL
just post a line or a verse to make up this song... anything you like but please keep it cleanEmbarrassed
so here we go:
 
 
METAL EPIC
BY METAL KREATORS OF KAOS
 
"The Creation of Chaos"
 
(acoustic intro)
 
(then thrash riff chugs along)
 
Death metal Vocals:
We faaaaaaaaaaaall into chaooooooooooooooooos
We breeaaaaaaaaaathe into flames
behoooooooooooold the maniac
he feeeeeeeeeds upon your feeeeeeeeeeeear!
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
 


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GLAM METAL!



Replies:
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2010 at 4:12pm
clean angelic vocals
 
You are safe in this plaaaaaaaaaaaace
Freeeeeeeeeeeee from the life of chains
Plugged in to the main jack
Playing your stereo geeeeeeeeeeeeear!
 
ahhhahhhahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 7:44am
(in the style of Cradle of Filth)

Splattering the boards
Drowned in polls as you can see
As you seek to boost your post count
With your lame banality
Another game of words
Listing albums two by two
Like another certain forum
I've a sense of dee...jaa... vuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 9:19am
(Limp Bizkit scat rap)
 
Whassdamattah dude?
What's with the 'tude?
Why ya bein' rude?
Isn't it as clear as the sun?
This is just for fun
Pardon the pun


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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 9:38am
Hell! I feel your vehemence
making you own prominence
Do not try to make me squirm
I will crush you like a worm
if you think you have a bloodbath
you will feel the spikes of my wrath
i may feed you to my raven
or eat you myself when I'm cravin'
 
 
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 9:57am
(shamelessly ripping off Pantera)

I've got a re-pu-ta-tion to maintain
Not easy to achieve
I've flamed more punks like you
What do I do?
Insult you in rhyme
To pass away time
While waiting for my tea
To brew and stew
I like it strong
How about you?


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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 10:43am
I do like it strong
with heaps of sugar
and I enjoy it long
like listening to Meshuggah
enjoy your tea
i hope its not too hot
and oh, by the way
they call me Atomic Scott
 
my reputation is set in stone at the PA
and it will be here too I should say
make no mistake about it, newer
I will be a metal reviewer
it should be a anbsolute blast
and now id better go
I am running out of ideas fast!
 
 
 


Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2010 at 11:54am
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
 
howzat for aline in metal


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2010 at 2:52pm
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!! I EAT DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!! by Cannibalistic Gore-Obsessed Freaks

(in the style of Cannibal Corpse)


I walk into the cemetery,
I will eat some dead flesh as you will see,
I pull out my shovel and dig up the graves,
Eating rotten gore forever saves!!!!!!

(chorus)
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!
I EAT DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!
I EAT DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!

I am a fucking cannibal and I will eat you all!
I will make you scream and crawl!
I will take my knife and stab you!
And then I will open your brain and eat the goo!!!

(chorus)
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!
I EAT DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!
I EAT DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!


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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2010 at 8:11pm
This is another death metal jingle.

Being a Zombie and Terrorizing People Is Better Than Sex

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! I am a zombie!!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! I will kill you!!!!

I am an undead creep coming out of a casket,
I run around town with my organs in a basket!!!!
I will pour all of my intestines on you!!!
It will make you disgusted and puke!!!

(chorus)
I am a freaky disgusting zombie!!
Even though you run away from me,
I will still stab you with a sharp machete!!!!!

Your guts will splatter all over the floor,
And then I will come and eat your gore!
Yum! This is quite tasty!

(chorus)
I am a freaky disgusting zombie!!
Even though you run away from me,
I will still stab you with a sharp machete!!!!!



I'm really liking my death-gore lyrics! LOL


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Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 10 Jun 2010 at 1:42am
Jeff "Corpsegrinder"LOL

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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 13 Jun 2010 at 8:36am
Ho Ho!
 
well then
 
heres some lyrics 80s style
 
Heavy Metal Crackdown
Here comes the Metal brigade
ready to cause a tirade
to rain on your parade
to play a masquerade
 
Heavy Metal Crackdown
Smashing my guitar 
Heavy Metal Crackdown
You know you wont get far
Heavy Metal Crackdown
Bass amp turned to max
Heavy Metal Crackdown
let's have heavy sax
 
(sax solo blows cool melody over shredding guitar)
 
 


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 13 Jun 2010 at 2:30pm
Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

Jeff "Corpsegrinder"LOL


LOL Rawks


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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: 13 Jun 2010 at 4:40pm
ANTI-PROCRASTINATION SOOOOOONG!

*duhduhduhduhduh*

oh wait...


Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2010 at 10:09am
and if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last
when all is one and one is all
to be a prog head and not metal
 


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2010 at 11:44am
I'm working up another one of my death metal jingles. Evil SmileTongue

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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2010 at 7:47pm

*Insert Misguided Soloing Section Here*



Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2010 at 8:42am
Metal Maniacs
Instigating your life
Metal Maniacs
Play metal till you are blind
Playing the axe
shredding up the frets
playing the axe
grinding the insects
i hope that insect doesnt fear me
hes not renowned for his courteousy
a cheap lie or fantasy
an institution for lunacy
 


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2011 at 6:46am
dum de de dah
The song has grinded to a halt
dun duh duh darh
it is metal militia assault


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2011 at 6:06pm
This is a weird thread
I think it is kinda cool

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

This is really cool
I can't think of any lyrics

GROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWL

Intensely insane guitar solo that lasts for hours...


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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 03 Feb 2011 at 11:46am
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 stellar song 


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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 05 Feb 2011 at 8:01pm
Though there is nothing
Life still goes on
And then....

(Blast beats and death vocals)

We were dead and then we got KILLLLLEEEED
So we made up a song about it
It sucked

RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR


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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2011 at 5:06am
Yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh! Gwaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr Gwar! Sodom! Venom! Bleeeeeeechhhhhhhh!

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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 28 Feb 2011 at 7:05am
*a man with ridiculously long hair steps up to the microphone, clears his throat and begins to growl*
A rather attractive Gothic metal girl begins to play an electric guitar solo.
Then the drum beat begins hard and heavy.
 


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: topofsm
Date Posted: 28 Feb 2011 at 11:34am
The band starts with one instrument playing first.
The rest of the instruments join in at the same tempo.
The first verse begins.
The chorus plays.
The band plays the beginning riffs again.
The second verse starts in the style of the first.
The chorus plays again.
There is a bridge section with or without a guitar solo.
The group plays the chorus a third time.
The band ends the song together.


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Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 28 Feb 2011 at 11:42am
the band walks on stage. 
they then simultaneously smash their instruments 
BEST CONCERT EVER


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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: 28 Feb 2011 at 4:42pm
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, they scream as they smash them!!!

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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2011 at 9:29pm
Once the instruments are destroyed, a man arrives in a van, steps up to the mike and begins to sing:
 
"I've grown accustomed to her face."
 
The crowd groan and settle in for a night of crooning.


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: topofsm
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2011 at 9:50pm
Originally posted by SKwid SKwid wrote:

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 stellar song 


This thread is called "make your own metal song" not "play every deathcore song ever written"


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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2011 at 10:01pm
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(Grindcore metal song)
 
lead guitar crunches an atonal anti-melody 


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GLAM METAL!


Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2014 at 12:10am
Slow acoustic intro (with 12 string guitar) as it goes on for about hmm 45 seconds as it soon explodes into a killer riff reminiscent of Rush's 2112 as we get a galloping rhythm going afterwards with a guitar solo mixed in there.

Lyrics:

At the dawn of time, man was king
And then with time, society began to sting 

Just something that came to mind off the bat

LOL


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"Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer

"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris


Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2014 at 6:09am
One instrument begins(say the drums). Afterwards the bass comes in and creates a groove as it will a very unorthodox groove after that the rest come in and a guitar solo comes screeching in as it solos for a good half-minute. The vocals kick in as it talks about "sticking it to the man". These lyrics are about freedom from oppression(any kind of oppression be it social, political, emotional). The lyrics for this song make the song stand out more than usual as it lets us reflect and look at our society and what we have done to our fellow man. During the middle there is also a very delicious instrumental section (a little reminiscent of the great Prog bands of the 1970s such as Gentle Giant or Yes). Then the chorus and vocals come back. The song ends with a majestic solo(reminding you of the solo that Lifeson plays at the end of The Necromancer). The song fades away with the solo

LOL


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"Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer

"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris


Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: 07 Sep 2014 at 1:57am
How about just a solo piece from an instrument sort of reminiscent of Classical music. Let's have it be a bass solo.  (Instrumental) LOL

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"Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer

"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris



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