The Rules of MMA
Printed From: MetalMusicArchives.com
Category: Topics not related to music
Forum Name: Just for Fun
Forum Description: Participate in trivia and knowledge games, share jokes, etc.
URL: http://www.MetalMusicArchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=291
Printed Date: 25 Apr 2024 at 10:51am
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 10.16 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: The Rules of MMA
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Subject: The Rules of MMA
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:33pm
|
These are the Rules of MMA. Please feel free to add as many as you like. 1. You do not talk about MMA 2. For a band to be added to the MMA database it must have a band name related to cannibalism, murder, Norse Mythology, goats or ironworking unions. 3. You must take offence when someone labels your favourite metal band un-tr00 or un-kvlt. ... |
Replies:
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:36pm
|
hmmm.... 4) sex... any poseur can listen to metal... real metalheads love sex as much as metal. No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team haha  *where is my Stevie Nicks banging emoticon* |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:39pm
 ------------- 
|
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:40pm
*spits diet coke over all monitor* hahahhaha |
rushfan4 wrote:Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:43pm
5. The only MMA approved liquids include; Alcohol, Blood and Motor Oil. 6. Diet anything is excluded at all times. |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:45pm
  |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:52pm
Somebody really wants to sleep on the couch tonight  ... |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 8:05pm
|
NOOO!!!!!!! just ban me first
|
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 11:42am
5. Crazy Train is the national anthem of MMA 
|
Posted By: Metalbaswee
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 12:07pm
|
6. Metalbaswee always owns your asses. Always.
-------------   |
Posted By: Windhawk
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 12:15pm
Norwegian band Raga Rockers sing about black metal fans (very roughly translated): There aren't too many women in the gang / but it doesn't really matter / cause uniforms are sexy / and a hole is a hole / as long as it is good and tight |
Posted By: NJCat_11
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 12:26pm
|
9. Those lyrics shall never again be repeated by anyone, ever. ------------- http://www.chess.com/members/view/NJCat?ref_id=1432587 - Come and play me at Chess.com http://www.youtube.com/user/NJCat?feature=mhw4 - Homepage |
Posted By: Windhawk
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 12:46pm
|
This one might inspire some rules both on the do's and don'ts side of things |
Posted By: Windhawk
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 2:33pm
|
Here's another inspiration for some rules, some do's and don'ts :-) |
Posted By: Balthamel
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 2:48pm
|
^ epic i saw him live once he is just great, I was on the Bare Egil Festival, all he's bands and cover bands featured like Bare Egil band, Bare Bare Egil Bands Band, Bare Eagles Band etcetera. |
Posted By: Vehemency
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 2:56pm
 |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 3:55pm
Wow, it doen't get any more gay than that.
I'm OK with this.
 EDIT: I agree completely actually. -------------   
|
Posted By: birdwithteeth11
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2010 at 6:05pm
|
10. Power metal does not equal flower metal.
-------------  
|
Posted By: Euclid Waza Gangsta
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 8:31pm
You should see this movie called Fight Club. They start this club and it has a rule just like this.
|
Posted By: Beekeeper
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 12:04am
Well better remove the power metal subgenre from the site then. |
Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 4:17am
ROTFLMAO  ------------- my music collection increased tenfolds when I switched from drug-addicted musicians to crazy ones.... |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 4:56pm
Then I'd better be banned. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/I_am_A_Person" rel="nofollow"> 
|
Posted By: FusionKing
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:00pm
| Anyone who does not submit to the authority of mailto:M@X - M@X and the mighty MMA team leaders, shall be ousted from the forum and bloodily sacrifised to an obscenely large statue of Lemmy. |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:23pm
*micky genuflects* |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:24pm
hahhahahha... now that would be one to put on your internet resume.. |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:26pm
if only I could  |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:30pm
|
Too be fair, I'm not really a metalhead, I've enjoyed what I've heard from the few bands I've heard that are avant-metal(like DSO) and I liked the Meshuggah I've heard, and since Rush is on this site I can add them, but deep down inside I'm an avant-garde fan, so I guess the rule doesn't really apply to me.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/I_am_A_Person" rel="nofollow">
|
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:32pm
-------------
|
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:32pm
as my first action as a ...whatever the hell M@X made me ... you are hearby granted an sexceptionbtw... good for you.  |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 5:38pm
Thanks, I can continue to lurk in safety. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/I_am_A_Person" rel="nofollow">
|
Posted By: elder08
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2010 at 2:14pm
11. Don't like death metal beacuse you cant understand the lyrics? Get the f**k out!   ------------- I scrolled through the offended page and listened to cannibal corpse while masturbating.-elder08 |
Posted By: Morningrise
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2010 at 7:24pm
hahahaha, totally agree.
|
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2010 at 4:21pm
|
ahhh... we've all seen how witty our forum members are... now... let's get to serious business.. as our many PA's transplants know... the mothership is the site of the cat with scores and scores of cat lovers and cat avatars... makes sense.... we all know the cat is prog.. but what household pet... is metal? |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2010 at 7:35pm
 -------------
|
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2010 at 6:32am
| PETRUCCI!!!!! |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2010 at 8:07am
The sexyest bear on earth Raff.
 Just on't show this around micky.  -------------
|
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 9:34am
OK........
 Now what was the topic
The rules of MMA
We must be patient!
That is th enumber one rule I believe I have discovered.
Cool, I can do that -------------  GLAM METAL!
|
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2010 at 4:49pm
|
Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2012 at 3:05pm
i'm fucked
|
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2012 at 3:17pm
|
^ ------------- http://www.lyngby-boldklub.dk/" rel="nofollow - Forever TRUE - Forever BLUE! https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2012 at 3:27pm
|
how about 8. unless you are whdrnjs dont make unintelligible posts, but if you happen to ignore the first part of the rule, at least make it funny and caps. -------------  
|
Posted By: IMPF2112
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2012 at 3:30pm
LIKE THIS LIKE TLIKE THIS LIKE THIS AMID OING TIR RIGHT AMI DOING IRT RIGHTAMIROIDNG RIGHT AM I DOING RIGHT AMI DOING IT RIGHT  |
Posted By: SKwid
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2012 at 5:05pm
|
ITS LIKE weakness WATER THREE ALLOWS AND HARD TO AIM and LOW HEALTH (KILLED 4 HIT BY SKIMISER) -------------
|
Posted By: Diogenes
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2012 at 9:37pm
 |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2012 at 5:32pm
quoted for classic internets |