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    Posted: 08 Jun 2012 at 11:24am
Any of you guys seen these - I read them a long time ago, and was thinking about them today.  Found 'em with Google, and here they are for your enjoyment!  Wink LOL LOL

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman

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Haha awesome.
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Here’s the note my roommate/bandmate left on the fridge this morning:

“Deathblow,

I am off to secure a gig for Sockhop Babykill Redux. Once our performances begin, we will become a plague unto this land, wrapping ourselves around northeast Richmond like a foul mist. With music in our hearts and hatred in our voices we will wake up these accursed zombies, releasing buckets of bile from their filthy, rotten throats as they realize what a horrific charade this despicable American scream has become!

Bloodslurp

P.S. We need milk."

Why is it always I who must obtain milk, Diary? Why is it always I?!?!?!?!?!


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