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    Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 7:33pm
These are the Rules of MMA. Please feel free to add as many as you like.

1. You do not talk about MMA
2. For a band to be added to the MMA database it must have a band name related to cannibalism, murder, Norse Mythology, goats or ironworking unions.
3. You must take offence when someone labels your favourite metal band un-tr00 or un-kvlt.

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Edited by Any Colour You Like - 02 Apr 2010 at 7:38pm
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hmmm....

4) sex...   any poseur can listen to metal...  real metalheads love sex as much as metal.  No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team hahaRawks*where is my Stevie Nicks banging emoticon*


Edited by micky - 02 Apr 2010 at 7:41pm
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Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:



*spits diet coke over all monitor*  hahahhaha
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Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:



*spits diet coke over all monitor*  hahahhaha


5. The only MMA approved liquids include; Alcohol, Blood and Motor Oil.
6. Diet anything is excluded at all times.
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Originally posted by Any Colour You Like Any Colour You Like wrote:

Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:



*spits diet coke over all monitor*  hahahhaha


5. The only MMA approved liquids include; Alcohol, Blood and Motor Oil.
6. Diet anything is excluded at all times.


OuchLOL
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Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

hmmm....

4) sex...   any poseur can listen to metal...  real metalheads love sex as much as metal.  No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team hahaRawks*where is my Stevie Nicks banging emoticon*


Somebody really wants to sleep on the couch tonightAngryLOL...
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NOOO!!!!!!!   just ban me first LOL
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5. Crazy Train is the national anthem of MMA  Big smile
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Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

hmmm....

4) sex...   any poseur can listen to metal...  real metalheads love sex as much as metal.  No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team hahaRawks*where is my Stevie Nicks banging emoticon*


Norwegian band Raga Rockers sing about black metal fans (very roughly translated):

There aren't too many women in the gang / but it doesn't really matter / cause uniforms are sexy / and a hole is a hole / as long as it is good and tight
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9.  Those lyrics shall never again be repeated by anyone, ever.
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This one might inspire some rules both on the do's and don'ts side of things


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Here's another inspiration for some rules, some do's and don'ts  :-)




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^ LOLLOLLOL epic i saw him live once he is just great, I was on the Bare Egil Festival, all he's bands and cover bands featured like Bare Egil band, Bare Bare Egil Bands Band, Bare Eagles Band etcetera.
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Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team hahaRawks
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Originally posted by Windhawk Windhawk wrote:

Norwegian band Raga Rockers sing about black metal fans (very roughly translated):

There aren't too many women in the gang / but it doesn't really matter / cause uniforms are sexy / and a hole is a hole / as long as it is good and tight
 
Wow, it doen't get any more gay than that.
 
 
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

hmmm....

4) sex...   any poseur can listen to metal...  real metalheads love sex as much as metal.  No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team hahaRawks*where is my Stevie Nicks banging emoticon*
 
I'm OK with this.Clap
 
EDIT: I agree completely actually.


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10. Power metal does not equal flower metal.


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Originally posted by Any Colour You Like Any Colour You Like wrote:

 

1. You do not talk about MMA


You should see this movie called Fight Club. They start this club and it has a rule just like this. 
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Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

hmmm....

4) sex...   any poseur can listen to metal...  real metalheads love sex as much as metal.  No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team hahaRawks*where is my Stevie Nicks banging emoticon*


Well better remove the power metal subgenre from the site then.
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