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    Posted: 08 Jul 2011 at 3:07pm
I want to know what your lowest rated album on this site is.

Mine so far is Death Magnetic (1.5*), which I found unlistenable on so many levels.  The worst thing is Kirk Hammett's e-minor pentatonic wah-wah w**king solos; I don't think the dude even knows what he is doing.
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All he ever wanted was to play the blues. Everyone knows that!Big smile
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I generally donīt give out many low ratings. Most of my low ratings are for lo-fi demo releases. Here are a couple of studio releases that Iīve rated really low though.
 
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I love Death Magnetic <3
What's not to love for a thrash head? It's thrashy, nothing but riffs and is actually one of the better composed albums Metallica has written (and we know how their songwriting has gotten flak from me!)
Also I though all his solos were the same?? Kirk is not the most gifted of guitarists LOL


Anywho: My lowest ratings are these 1 star albums:
ReLoad by Metallica
Nattens Madrigal by Ulver
God Hate Us All by Slayer
Risk by Megadeth
Omnimalevolence by Unholy Trinity

Though it's that last one which is the worst. All the others gave me some enjoyment, while that one probably should be dropped to .5
It was a completely random purchase that turned out to be a shitty black metal album (even for black metal)
So that's my worst album really.

I need to listen more, but MA's most recent could get a .5 but even that would be more enjoyable LOL


Edited by The Angry Scotsman - 08 Jul 2011 at 3:29pm
Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer and Testament. The real Big Four of thrash metal!



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See, now, I actually kind of like God Hates Us All (except for the terribad lyrics) LOL
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Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

See, now, I actually kind of like God Hates Us All (except for the terribad lyrics) LOL


Even for Slayer standards those lyrics are atrocious!
Musically, IMHO, its a combo of stale/bad choices/overall not good and the quality makes me cry.

Those are about it, I try my best to avoid that 1 star range and long as there is something good there I'll throw it some pity LOL
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Hey now, a couple of the tracks from it have even become live staples for Slayer.  That may be stupidity on their part, but who am I to judge that?
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Hey this is all our personal beliefs right?
I think its horrendous but Slayer can do as they please! And I can see why many fans would enjoy it.

And seriously, Morbid Angel's latest is down there. I'm not even really a fan so I'm not biased. It's pretty poor death metal and industrial, with nu metal influence?? The vocals are pretty bad, production is weird, I hate the drums.
It's close to having nothing redeemable at all.


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I, luckily haven't listened to that yet.  Oh, and I'd like to clear up that I don't think Death Magnetic is the worst metal album I've heard.  It is just the worst I've bothered to rate here :P
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I'll stick to ones I've reviewed for this, rather than just ratings, since I have to be honest, much more thought goes into a review than using the quick rating thing.

At the moment, these four are my lowest rated reviews, all at 1 Star.



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Someone else has God Hates Us All!
While not a one star for me Roots is pretty damn bad LOL


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My lowest ratings so far (1-1,5) are:

Carcass: "Reek of Putrefaction"
Opus Atlantica: "Opus Atlantica"
Battlelore: "Doombound"
Compression: "Compression"
Running Wild: "Rogues en Vogue"
Iron Maiden: "Virtual XI"
Debauchery: "Germany's Next Death Metal"
Carpe Tenebrum: "Twisted Chaotic Reign"

The sad thing is that the list comprises at least three of my favorite bands.
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Originally posted by The Angry Scotsman The Angry Scotsman wrote:

While not a one star for me Roots is pretty damn bad LOL

My original Roots rating was slightly higher, around 1.5 or even 2 stars, because I actually reviewed that years ago, the review I have on here is just updated. I lose more and more interest in the album all the time. Maybe it will end up a 0.5 eventually. Ermm

Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

The sad thing is that the list comprises at least three of my favorite bands.

The sad thing is even our favourite bands can have a dud album. My case in point would be the Elvenking one, and to a lesser degree the Sepultura.


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Virtual XI is pretty bad, that is true.  I don't think it's even my least favourite Maiden, though.

I see I rated X-Factor lower, at 2*


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There isn't one Maiden album I'd say is 'bad', but that one is my lowest rated studio album. Still 3 stars for me though.
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Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

Spermswamp.  Need I say more?



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Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

Spermswamp.  Need I say more?



LOL

No truer words were ever spoken. My lowest rating is Dream Theater's greatest hits album, it's a real shame the ever released it, my favorite band released my worst rated album.


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Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:

Spermswamp.  Need I say more?



See, its THAT type of stuff that warrants .5 ratings.
No matter how shit it is, most bands can have moments of decency.

Electric grindcore about rape is the bottom of the bucket though LOL
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OMG behold the master trolls of music


what the fuck...



Edited by The Angry Scotsman - 08 Jul 2011 at 6:05pm
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