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But if that keeps happening, wouldn't Derpy starve to death?

Pretty sure she'll get actual muffins from the royal bakery or whatever.
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Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

But if that keeps happening, wouldn't Derpy starve to death?
Pretty sure she'll get actual muffins from the royal bakery or whatever.

Oh, good. She is the best mailpony after all.

If you don't like ponies, don't post in the pony thread

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Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:


Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

But if that keeps happening, wouldn't Derpy starve to death?
Pretty sure she'll get actual muffins from the royal bakery or whatever.

Oh, good. She is the best mailpony after all.

If you don't like ponies, don't complain about ponies in the pony thread

fixed.

She is mailmare #1.
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I wonder if there is some heirarchy to the mail service, or if she is the sole mailpony
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We've seen other delivery ponies so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume there is more than one pony delivering mail, but she could be.
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I have not seen other delivery ponies So I'm guessing that Spike's way of mailing things is like e-mail today: some people use it, but for those who don't, they get pegasi mail.
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Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

But if that keeps happening, wouldn't Derpy starve to death?

I would imagine that conjured muffins are not Derpy's sole food source...
Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

I have not seen other delivery ponies So I'm guessing that Spike's way of mailing things is like e-mail today: some people use it, but for those who don't, they get pegasi mail.

There are no other dragons that look like Spike, we don't see any other dragons at all in Canterlot, I think his magicking is an (expensive) royal privilege. There are other delivery ponies in that Feeling Pinkie Keen segment, although it's unclear what their structure is. Sadly, I doubt we will have an episode that deals solely with Equestrian politics and logistics...  


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Not the same thing, but similar concept.


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Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:



Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

But if that keeps happening, wouldn't Derpy starve to death?
I would imagine that conjured muffins are not Derpy's sole food source...
Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

I have not seen other delivery ponies So I'm guessing that Spike's way of mailing things is like e-mail today: some people use it, but for those who don't, they get pegasi mail.
There are no other dragons that look like Spike, we don't see any other dragons at all in Canterlot, I think his magicking is an (expensive) royal privilege. There are other delivery ponies in that Feeling Pinkie Keen segment, although it's unclear what their structure is. Sadly, I doubt we will have an episode that deals solely with Equestrian politics and logistics... �

Then Derpy couldn't diet either. It would make sense that dragons would be a royal thing since the only way we know of obtaining one would be through hatching one yourself to be admitted into Celestia's school of whatever
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Since we've only seen one baby dragon it's hard to say if Spike is a rarity (LOL GET IT?) or not, but I assume so.
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Although someone else raised a point that I never thought about: think about that scene in CMC logically: what the hell is the deal with the egg? Do they raid dragon nests? How many tests are they giving, is it supposed to be like the Kobayashi Maru? I would guess dragons have at least a slight magic resistance, but do mothers really willingly donate their unborn children to be subjected to the blasts of young unicorns?

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Perhaps the royal family could pay them a mighty sum in order to posess their eggs.
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Perhaps he was orphaned, maybe Celestia killed Spike's mother in some bloodsport.
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It seems that every theory we have about otherwise unknown things involve Celestia being evil
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IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR HOOVES ON YOUR SIDE I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS DAMN CAR AROUND AND DRIVE YOU ALL STRAIGHT INTO A BLACK HOLE

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Discord with braces makes him look like a dork that eventually got really pissed off and fucked some shit up
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So I guess it would be out of the question to ask for a happy fanfic? Because long story short: I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT.
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  STOP READING FANFICTIONS I heard this one is okay though

So someone posting this caused a drama bomb at ponygoons, lmao. I wasn't much of a fan except for the 2001: An Apple Odyssey part, but I'll post it here anyway!



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I only got through 1 minute of that video, it wasn't as WTF as it was [@&#$]ed. That link doesn't work, btw (that's the joke?)

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But the second half is the good part. And no that was not intentional, Google Ditzy Doo and the Blustery Day I am too lazy to fix it right now.

Also, I, though a series of unfortunate events, read/skimmed My Little Dashie. That is the creepiest nonsexual thing I have ever read.

And it's still hilarious we can't say ret.arded here, but bring on the fuck cunt shit. Of course, no metalhead would ever need to legitimately use the word ret.ard because that's a bit too erudite...   

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