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Time Signature 
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 Posted: 09 May 2010 at 8:29am |
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He's ******ing the *******s while *********ing his ******** with a ********, and, frankly, I don't think it's very hygienic to do that sort of stuff in my kitchen.
How do I get rid of a ******ing gnome in my kitchen? Edited by Time Signature - 09 May 2010 at 8:29am |
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birdwithteeth11
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Posted: 18 May 2010 at 3:34pm |
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Offer it cookies if it leaves.
How do I build a car from spare parts? |
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Colt
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Posted: 19 May 2010 at 5:04am |
You don't you build a JEEP (Junk Equipment and Essential Parts)
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: 21 May 2010 at 5:58am |
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the doppler effect causes the lights to turn into neon flashes and you crash from blindness.
Now is time real?
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 GLAM METAL!
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birdwithteeth11
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Posted: 27 May 2010 at 12:06pm |
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Only when you're on Mars.
If I'm traveling down a dirt road at night and come across a baby elephant, what should I do? |
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Phonebook Eater
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Posted: 27 May 2010 at 1:00pm |
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Put it in your trunk, and when you arrive home spoil it!
why did you get a MMA profile?
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birdwithteeth11
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Posted: 27 May 2010 at 1:06pm |
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Because it is part of my plan for world domination! *Insert evil laugh here*
Who is the greatest metal artist ever? |
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Posted: 27 May 2010 at 7:44pm |
Judas Priest.. is God kind-hearted... or a simply a sadist  |
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birdwithteeth11
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Posted: 28 May 2010 at 9:51pm |
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God is a kind-hearted sadist.
How many tires should I buy for my invisible tractor? |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:47am |
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only one in case you get bogged in invisible mud
which new prog metal album should I buy?
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birdwithteeth11
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Posted: 31 May 2010 at 4:03pm |
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One of the two SikTh albums.
What's the last thing you ate? |
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Sleepwalker
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Posted: 31 May 2010 at 4:21pm |
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Crackers with camembert. Right now, in fact.
Do metalheads only have heads made of metal or is their entire body made of it?
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birdwithteeth11
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Posted: 31 May 2010 at 4:26pm |
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I guess it depends on how much of a metalhead the person is.
Is Metallica the most metal band ever simply because they have the word 'metal' in their name? |
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Time Signature
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Posted: 02 Jun 2010 at 1:17pm |
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"Load" and "Reload" will prevent them from every being the most metal band.
What's at the end of the tunnel? |
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Phonebook Eater
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Posted: 02 Jun 2010 at 2:14pm |
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You don't want to know...
   How come I'm always hungry?
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Colt
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Posted: 03 Jun 2010 at 2:33am |
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Your metabolism is very high.
Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?
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Phonebook Eater
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Posted: 03 Jun 2010 at 6:48am |
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be invisible.
What's your favorite Iron Maiden album?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 9:24am |
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Powerslave for 'Rime of the Ancient Mariner'
What is the longest metal song in history?
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Phonebook Eater
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Posted: 06 Jun 2010 at 2:53am |
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I might be "The Sacrilege Of Fatal Arms" by Devil Doll. (79 minutes)
What do you think of the band Alcest?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: 06 Jun 2010 at 8:55pm |
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I don't know them
Where did Judas Priest get their name from?
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