ITS METAL!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

SKwid wrote: What the fuck is this

Wilytank wrote:   And I totally love this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Black_metal

The movement's main tenets are as follows:

1. To deafen the whole population of earth (including roadies, dogs, and the deaf)

2. To legalize murder in Norway, the country with the lowest murder rate in the world.

3. To overthrow the fashion scene by introducing all-season, barbed-wire-coated, spiked and uncomfortable faux-armour.

4. To destroy Christianity and replace Christian ideologies with fascism and barbarism. Much like the Jains.

5. To splinter into hundreds of new and increasingly obscure sub-genres every day, so as to make less money.

666. To rid the planet of all human wastes of flesh and bone, including themselves.

7. To destroy all colors and replace them with grey and black.

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