PSYCHOSTICK — Obey the Beard (review)

PSYCHOSTICK — Obey the Beard album cover Single · 2013 · Alternative Metal Buy this album from MMA partners
5/5 ·
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Grow a beard...

Genre: beard metal

Everything is better with a beard. I have a beard! I kick fucking ass! Why? Because I have a beard! You wanna kick fucking ass too? Then grow a beard! If not, well... then you have no choice but to bow in the dust and obey the beard!

Beards are so bad-ass that Psychostick even wrote a song about beard, reminding us that Chuck Norris, Jesus, and fucking God all have beards! And Chewbacca is a fucking beard! Obviously, Psychostick operate within the realm of comedy metal, and they have several hilarious songs under their belt. While some humor metal bands sacrifice musicianship, Psychostick are actually very skilled musicians. 'Obey the Beard' revolves around some driving and crushing riffs accompanied by a slappy bass and rock solid drums... which is miraculous, considering that the drummer does not have a beard.

The entire song is extremely well put together and tightly performed and may be enjoyed both for its humor and musical quality.

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