Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
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Topic: Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
Posted By: dtguitarfan
Subject: Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2012 at 11:24am
Any of you guys seen these - I read them a long time ago, and was thinking about them today. Found 'em with Google, and here they are for your enjoyment!   http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman" rel="nofollow - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/further-excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman" rel="nofollow - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/further-excerpts-from-the-diary-of-an-aspiring-death-metal-frontman ------------- http://tinyurl.com/cy43zzh" rel="nofollow - My 2012 List 
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Posted By: DefinitionOfHatred
Date Posted: 10 Jun 2012 at 2:06pm
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Haha awesome. ------------- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. |
Posted By: Tupan
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2012 at 7:23pm
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Here�s the note my roommate/bandmate left on the fridge this morning: �Deathblow, I am off to secure a gig for Sockhop Babykill Redux. Once our performances begin, we will become a plague unto this land, wrapping ourselves around northeast Richmond like a foul mist. With music in our hearts and hatred in our voices we will wake up these accursed zombies, releasing buckets of bile from their filthy, rotten throats as they realize what a horrific charade this despicable American scream has become! Bloodslurp P.S. We need milk." Why is it always I who must obtain milk, Diary? Why is it always I?!?!?!?!?!
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