MetalMusicArchives.com Homepage
Forum Home Forum Home >Metal Music Lounges >Top 10s and lists
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Top 3 Worst Metal album covers!
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Top 3 Worst Metal album covers!
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 4567>
Author
Message
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
ProgMetaller2112 View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 19 Jan 2013
Location: Pacoima,CA,USA
Status: Offline
Points: 2490 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ProgMetaller2112 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Dec 2014 at 7:11pm
Originally posted by Gabimm Gabimm wrote:



lol

I I'm laughing so far. Looks like Linda Blair in the film The Exorcist. Ridiculous!

--------

Ps: I read that cited the cover of Metallica's Load. The cover of "Load" (Metallica) is a composite photo of bovine blood and semen, entitled "Semen and Blood III", 1990, the artist Andres Serrano. Already the cover of "Reload", created by the same artist, is made up of blood and urine.

LOL
"Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer

"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
Back to Top
Unitron View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Location: Cypress Hill
Status: Offline
Points: 8051 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Unitron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Feb 2015 at 8:15pm

Sorry Mastodon, love this album, but the cover makes me feel like I took a big dose of LSD.
If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
Back to Top
Psydye View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 22 Jan 2013
Location: PA, USA
Status: Offline
Points: 12502 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Psydye Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 6:42pm
Picking just three is pretty hard...I mean you have the early ones by Riot and the later CG ones by Helloween. Not sure what else.


Edited by Psydye - 04 Mar 2015 at 6:45pm
Back to Top
Time Signature View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 04 Apr 2010
Location: Denmark
Status: Offline
Points: 7690 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Time Signature Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 2:50pm

It's a pretty good raw thrash album though.


An EP, but still... oh well. It's pretty good too.


Could of course also be the best metal album cover ever. It's a fine line indeed.
Back to Top
Bosh66 View Drop Down
Forum Admin Group
Forum Admin Group
Avatar
Sludge, MC, HC, Post-Metal & Noise Rock

Joined: 14 Feb 2013
Location: Bolton, Lancs
Status: Offline
Points: 25296 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bosh66 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 3:12pm
You're right, that Violent Playground cover is indeed the best metal album cover ever!
Back to Top
ProgMetaller2112 View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 19 Jan 2013
Location: Pacoima,CA,USA
Status: Offline
Points: 2490 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ProgMetaller2112 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 6:42pm
Originally posted by Unitron Unitron wrote:


Sorry Mastodon, love this album, but the cover makes me feel like I took a big dose of LSD.

I actually like this album cover art Cry
"Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer

"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
Back to Top
Unitron View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Location: Cypress Hill
Status: Offline
Points: 8051 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Unitron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 6:45pm
^Artistically it's great, just a bit too 'loud' for my tastes though. LOL 
If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
Back to Top
aglasshouse View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 12 Jul 2014
Location: GoodAsNew York
Status: Offline
Points: 943 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aglasshouse Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Mar 2015 at 8:34am
^ I think the problem with it is there's too much going on. Sort of reminds me of why I don't like the album cover for Dance of Death.
Back to Top
bartosso View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 31 Dec 2010
Location: coffin on Io
Status: Offline
Points: 1555 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bartosso Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Mar 2015 at 9:15am
Jeez guys, metal and 80s pop must be the genres with the biggest number of horribly bad cover arts in music history. How the fuck am I supposed to pick just three ?
http://shrineofllyria.blogspot.com/
Back to Top
aglasshouse View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 12 Jul 2014
Location: GoodAsNew York
Status: Offline
Points: 943 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aglasshouse Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Apr 2015 at 8:42am
Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:



I think we have to start a whole new thread on how bad this album cover is.
Back to Top
aglasshouse View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 12 Jul 2014
Location: GoodAsNew York
Status: Offline
Points: 943 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aglasshouse Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Apr 2015 at 8:46am
Can I also bring attention to this? 

Bad cover for a bad album. Dead
Back to Top
Unitron View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Location: Cypress Hill
Status: Offline
Points: 8051 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Unitron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 12:18am
^I think the Rock in a Hard Place is the only album cover I like from Aerosmith. Dead
If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
Back to Top
Unitron View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Location: Cypress Hill
Status: Offline
Points: 8051 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Unitron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 12:23am
Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Here's a notoriously bad one: Iron Maiden - Dance Of Death.  There's too much going on, and it looks like a first draft. The album title font doesn't look right either.  Actually nothing looks right aside from Eddie.





From what I've read, I think it actually was. For whatever reason Maiden wanted the unfinished version.


Edited by Unitron - 12 Apr 2015 at 12:23am
If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
Back to Top
Time Signature View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 04 Apr 2010
Location: Denmark
Status: Offline
Points: 7690 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Time Signature Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 9:14am
Originally posted by aglasshouse aglasshouse wrote:

Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:



I think we have to start a whole new thread on how bad this album cover is.


In all fairness, it's probably to be understood in the context of some aspect of Japanese culture that we, or at least I, don't understand.
Back to Top
aglasshouse View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 12 Jul 2014
Location: GoodAsNew York
Status: Offline
Points: 943 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aglasshouse Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2015 at 6:21pm
Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

Originally posted by aglasshouse aglasshouse wrote:

Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:



I think we have to start a whole new thread on how bad this album cover is.


In all fairness, it's probably to be understood in the context of some aspect of Japanese culture that we, or at least I, don't understand.
That doesn't excuse it from being one of the worst covers ever.
Back to Top
Unitron View Drop Down
MMA Special Collaborator
MMA Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Location: Cypress Hill
Status: Offline
Points: 8051 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Unitron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2015 at 6:34pm
Great album, but this cover is pretty bad:
If I say fuck two more times that's forty-six fucks in this fucked up rhyme
Back to Top
ProgMetaller2112 View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 19 Jan 2013
Location: Pacoima,CA,USA
Status: Offline
Points: 2490 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ProgMetaller2112 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2015 at 10:22pm
^^^LOL
"Before you see the light you must die!!!!!!!!!!" - Slayer

"Today is born the seventh one, born of woman, the seventh son" - Steve Harris
Back to Top
Nightfly View Drop Down
Forum Admin Group
Forum Admin Group
Avatar
Death, D/S/D, T/S/G Teams

Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: UK
Status: Offline
Points: 5040 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Nightfly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Apr 2015 at 11:42am
Well a band I was in in the 80's released this album and the cover has got to be one of the worst ever!




Edited by Nightfly - 22 Apr 2015 at 11:45am
Back to Top
Vic View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 02 Mar 2011
Location: Crete, Greece
Status: Offline
Points: 330 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Vic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Apr 2015 at 7:49am
What are you talking about? Looks great, total 80s wtf but also very well drawn, as opposed to many classics which look like they've been drawn by a 6 year old with parkinsons.
42
Back to Top
Nightfly View Drop Down
Forum Admin Group
Forum Admin Group
Avatar
Death, D/S/D, T/S/G Teams

Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: UK
Status: Offline
Points: 5040 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Nightfly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 8:54am
^ Ha ha, you have a point, cheers. Thumbs Up
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 4567>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 10.16
Copyright ©2001-2013 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.133 seconds.