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My goodness this is hilarious...... i think
 
by Death Breath
 
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^LOLI love Zombies. Great cover that one.
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Some people seem to have no notion of how ridiculous they can be in their attempts to look scaryConfusedLOL...
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LOL That's a great one ACR! ClapLOL How 'bout this:



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You've gotta love Anal Cunt's artwork and song titles. TongueLOL
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Crazy goregrind freaks.Wacko
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That reminds me.  Has anyone posted the Anal Cunt logo in the metal logo thread yet? LOL
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Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

That reminds me.  Has anyone posted the Anal Cunt logo in the metal logo thread yet? LOL


Not yet.... but I'm about to. Approve Cool
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Here's a whole list of "bad" album covers.  I just started it, but I can't believe Leprosy made the list.  That's a cool cover IMO.

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/the-worst-heavy-metal-album-covers-of-all-time-207047
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^Damn straight. Not the best but certainly intriguing.
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Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Here's a whole list of "bad" album covers.  I just started it, but I can't believe Leprosy made the list.  That's a cool cover IMO.

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/the-worst-heavy-metal-album-covers-of-all-time-207047


I disagree with a lot of that list. Leprosy is fantastic (if a bit disturbing)! Same goes for Warmaster by Bolt Thrower and Trilogy by Yngwie...
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^^ Yeah I'm a fan of the Trilogy album cover as well.  Corny as hell, I'll admit.

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Ed Repka (Who did "Leprosy" and MANY others) is a MASTER and is excellent at capturing Horror, Facial Expressions and memorable Characters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Repka

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I've never listened to this album, but its cover certainly makes me not want to listen to it.
 
 
Seriously? A shirtless man with an armadillo's head? In front of a stone wall? With a band logo that looks so 90s that you wonder what it ties into this thing on the cover? At least Trilogy by Malmsteen looks epic in a way.
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Originally posted by J-Man J-Man wrote:

Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

Here's a whole list of "bad" album covers.  I just started it, but I can't believe Leprosy made the list.  That's a cool cover IMO.

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/the-worst-heavy-metal-album-covers-of-all-time-207047


I disagree with a lot of that list. Leprosy is fantastic (if a bit disturbing)! Same goes for Warmaster by Bolt Thrower and Trilogy by Yngwie...
i agree
 
A lot of those album covers were great
 
How dare they pick on Manowar! I love those guys - I do agreetho with Ratt and tankard - pretty silly and Pretty Boy Floyd and those other toy boy bads were appalling.
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Three (out of many) silly metal album covers. Remember: silly can be good.
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Manowar are notrious of course but I loved that kitschness about them.
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Yeah, they're "well oiled"....
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Black Sabbath - Born Again

Black Sabbath - Forbbiden

Manowar - Hail To England
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