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Send them my wayBig smile
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Off topic but just for the laughs Big smile

Q: What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain ?

A: Gifted!


Q: How do Essex girl braincells die ?

A: Alone.


Q: How do you brainwash an Essex girl ?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.


Q: How does an Essex girl part her hair ?

A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)


Q: Why do Essex girls wash their hair in the kitchen sink ?

A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!


Q: Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?

A: She'd just dyed her hair.


Q: Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.


Q: Why do Essex girls wear their hair up ?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.


Q: Why is it good to have an Essex girl passenger ?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.


Q: Why is an Essex girl like a turtle ?

A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.


Q: How do you make an Essex girl's eyes light up ?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.


Q: Why should Essex girls not be given coffee breaks ?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.


Q: How can you tell if an Essex girl's been using the computer ?

A: There's Tipp-Ex on the screen.


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Originally posted by UMUR UMUR wrote:

Looks like a boy to me. The blondeTongue


Look more like a girl on this pic (assuming that it's the same person, of course):

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Yeah thatīs definitely a girl too. You were right the first time.
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She looks very pale. I think she needs to go and see the medics immediately.
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