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    Posted: 24 May 2011 at 4:20pm
Everybody is guilty of mishearing a lyric.  What are some that you remember?

Today, I was listening to "Caesar's Palace" by Morbid Angel, and the part where Dave Vincent chants "Hail Caesar! Hail Caesar!"  and for some reason I heard "Anal seesaw!! Anal seesaw!". Embarrassed

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Originally posted by Stooge Stooge wrote:

for some reason I heard "Anal seesaw!! Anal seesaw!". Embarrassed


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Here's another anal one.
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Originally posted by Time Signature Time Signature wrote:

Here's another anal one.
LOL but also Wacko after a few minutes.
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I've misheard a bunch of James Labrie lyrics


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I always misunderstood "metalcore" as "mega bore"






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Anal Sunset Tongue.

Okay, how about these classics (well . . . "Classics" in a dumb sense)?:










And now . . . and in Colour! . . .

...hi!

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For whatever reason, to this day I hear "now ornaments dripping above" in Slayers Raining Blood as "old women stripping above"...keep in mind I was in my early teens when I first started listening to metal, if that makes that seem any less weird lol.
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Anaal Nathrakh doesn't publish any of their lyrics.
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RAINING BLOOOD... FROM ELACERATED SKIES
CLEAVAGE HORROR
SOMETHING SOMETHING NOW I SHALL
REIGNINBLOOD!

ah, ears of a 13 year old playing vice city.


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Originally posted by The Block The Block wrote:

I've misheard a bunch of James Labrie lyrics




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In 'Mirror, Mirror' by Candlemass when he says 'a dark dimension takes form' I thought it was "a doctor midget takes hold."
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Originally posted by Tupan Tupan wrote:

Originally posted by The Block The Block wrote:

I've misheard a bunch of James Labrie lyrics




LOL
 
Yes he has quite an odd pronounciation considering that he is an American. Everytime he sings the word "Hear" or anything starting with an H it sounds like he sings "Kear" or simply K instead of H.
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Originally posted by buttsled buttsled wrote:

In 'Mirror, Mirror' by Candlemass when he says 'a dark dimension takes form' I thought it was "a doctor midget takes hold."
 
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That would indeed be awesome. I remember thinking they were either much weirder than I thought or that there was a language barrier and some Swedish word for goblin or something translated to "doctor midget."
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Originally posted by Wilytank Wilytank wrote:


Anaal Nathrakh doesn't publish any of their lyrics.


"A night... the fairy aimed..."

The misheard (or not!) lyrics are very funny, but the better part was the "inhuman Schizophrenic scream of hatred"!LOL
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Originally posted by pfr_77 pfr_77 wrote:

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CLEAVAGE HORROR


There's no such thing!!!!!!!!!!
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