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    Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 11:40am
Hey, I think my grindcore band A Shower Of Bastards should be on this site

www.myspace.com/ashowerofbastards
www.reverbnation.com/ashowerofbastards

We're comedy grindcore or quick death metal, we have an album/ep out called I Don't Mean To Be Offensive, But...

All the tracks are streamed on the sites given
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 11:46am
Big smileSounds perfect for grindcore Thumbs Up. Could you provide a cover artwork, a band photo and a tracklist with songs lengths and total time for the EP and post them here. Iīll add A Shower Of Bastards shortly after then using the great bio from your myspaceLOL.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 12:18pm
haha using the bio from out Myspace sounds odd, cause it's full of swear words and sexual images, I could make a better one if you want

I Don't Mean To Be Offensive, But...

1. Martial Arts Is A Wee Bit Gay 0:57
2. Ke$ha Is A Dorty Bitch 0:25
3. Iris Robinson Uses The Bible To Label Homosexuals As Abominations, But If She Lived In Biblical Times She'd Be Stoned 0:38
4. Fuck Political Corectness, Black Coffee Is Black 1:16
5. When Children Die They Go To Limbo, And So Do Peadophiles 1:30
6. I Call The Samartians Just To Hear A Friendly Voice 0:07
7. Do Big Issue Vendors Actually Read The Magazine? 0:33
8. When Optimus Prime Died, I Didn't Give A Shit 4:04
9. If You Put A Picture Of Haiti On Your Computer & Press F11, It Looks Like Its Shaking 0:35
10. When Brittany Murphy Died, I Had To Google Her 0:21
11. The Pope Hates Gays & Asians, So Gok Wan Is Fucked 2:15

And how to you add photos?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 12:19pm
Just copy/ paste them here in the thread. If I have your permission to use the bio, you donīt need to write another one. Itīs up to you.Big smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 12:28pm
Hmm...something wrong thereGeek . I canīt see the pics.

Edited by UMUR - 30 Jan 2011 at 12:28pm
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 12:35pm
Really can't use that bio, I'm reading it now, and I'm laughing, but perveted at the same timr (even though I wrote it), here's a better one

A Shower Of Bastards is part of the Payne Brother's musican ensembles (including Eternia, Hitler's Brain & The Oracle). Originally intended to be a Hitler's Brain parody, the group decided to make an e.p. of grindcore songs, which was named I Don't Mean To Be Offensive, But... The e.p was released for free streaming on band's MySpace & Reverbnation profiles, and can be asked for download from their MySpace. The band will continue to release at least one e.p. every year, along with 2 Hitler's Brain albums.

I can't seem to copy and paste the photo's, can I email to you instead?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2011 at 1:25pm
Added: http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/a-shower-of-bastards.aspx. If you have any suggestions to changes just send me a PM. This thread is now locked.
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