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Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

I avoided glam metal as much as possible. WASP is the only really glam thing on here.

Forever Free is a great song, what's wrong with it that you find it "bad"?
 
He did write a pretty good explanation to why he Thinks it´s "bad":
 
"The power ballad to end all power ballads. Blackie Lawless’ missus died a painful and lingering death and told him to be a man for once in his fucking life and stop blubbing about it, so he writes a weepy song instead. And of course, he sooks it up, even after she told him not to. The transitions between power and ballad are hamfisted and clumsy, and the lyrics schlocky and lame. In other words, a typical W.A.S.P. song."

oh, my bad.

well then, I've seen worse lyrics than that, and to me the song flows quite nicely. 
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Originally posted by LittleBig LittleBig wrote:

Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

I avoided glam metal as much as possible. WASP is the only really glam thing on here.

Forever Free is a great song, what's wrong with it that you find it "bad"?

I like Forever Free a lot, but you've gotta admit it's over-endowed in the fromage department. I picked on WASP rather than something truly lame like Extreme or Winger because WASP at least has a bit of metal credibility. If you didn't know what the band looked like, some of their stuff wouldn't be called glam.
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Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

Originally posted by LittleBig LittleBig wrote:

Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

I avoided glam metal as much as possible. WASP is the only really glam thing on here.

Forever Free is a great song, what's wrong with it that you find it "bad"?

I like Forever Free a lot, but you've gotta admit it's over-endowed in the fromage department. I picked on WASP rather than something truly lame like Extreme or Winger because WASP at least has a bit of metal credibility. If you didn't know what the band looked like, some of their stuff wouldn't be called glam.

I've had my share of hair metal some years ago and I still like a few bands and for instance Extreme is definitely one of the good ones. As for Winger, their first couple of albums are cheesy and uneven and they deserve all the mocking for that terrible cover of Hendrix - Purple Haze. Other than that, they are more than ok with me. 

I don't consider WASP as glam metal/hair metal. Most of the bands that are called like that were just hard rock anyway but that's another story...
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Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

I avoided glam metal as much as possible. WASP is the only really glam thing on here.


Yeah, if you went glam the whole list woulda been Bon Jovi, Poison, Warrant, Skid Row, Trixter etc


Yeah, too easy.LOL


Unskinny Bop by Poison has to be one of the absolute lamest songs I've EVER heard but you're right, waaaaay too easy
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Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

Originally posted by Vim Fuego Vim Fuego wrote:

I avoided glam metal as much as possible. WASP is the only really glam thing on here.


Yeah, if you went glam the whole list woulda been Bon Jovi, Poison, Warrant, Skid Row, Trixter etc


Yeah, too easy.LOL


Unskinny Bop by Poison has to be one of the absolute lamest songs I've EVER heard but you're right, waaaaay too easy

If this was my list, and I included glam, 90% of it would probably be Bon Jovi. They're probably the cheesiest of the cheese.


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