COFFIN FUCK

Death Metal • United States
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Coffin Fuck is a comedy death metal band from Hopatcong, New Jersey. The three piece band do not take themselves or their music too seriously, and have an obsession with Christmas, timing all their releases to coincide with the holiday season.
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Fuck Christmas
Death Metal 2009

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Plays Video-Games
Death Metal 2014

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COFFIN FUCK Demo 2006 album cover 0.00 | 0 ratings
Demo 2006
Death Metal 2006

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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Death Metal 2007
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Metal Christmas
Death Metal 2008
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Deck The Halls
Death Metal 2010
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The Little Drummer Boy
Death Metal 2011
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Up on the House Top
Death Metal 2012
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102481 (A Metal Birthday Song)
Death Metal 2013
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Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
Death Metal 2013
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Yankee Doodle
Death Metal 2013
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Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Death Metal 2014
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Jingle Bells
Death Metal 2015
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The 12 Days of Christmas
Death Metal 2016
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We Three Kings
Death Metal 2017
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Silent Night
Death Metal 2018

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COFFIN FUCK Silent Night

Single · 2018 · Death Metal
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Short and anything but sweet, this is 2018's Christmas offering from Coffin Fuck. This is "Silent Night" as you have never heard it before.

This year marks the 200th anniversary of the composition of "Silent Night". The words had been written in 1816 by Father Joseph Mohr, which schoolmaster and organist Franz Xaver Gruber put to the now famous melody two years later. The original German version is a song of beauty and contemplative charm.

And then two centuries later, Coffin Fuck violated it's corpse.

If you've never heard these guys before, here's a quick description: imagine lo-fi home recorded death metal which rips off Christmas tunes and adds silly comic book violence death-growled lyrics, done by three guys wearing stupid Christmas sweaters. The music isn't very good, but it's fine for a bit of a giggle at Christmas.

The joke would wear thin if Coffin Fuck ever got serious and released more than just a Christmas single a year, as they have done for almost a decade, but it's only once a year, it's mercifully short, and it's a tradition which I want to see continue.

And extra kudos to the Coffin Fuckers... er... lads from Coffin Fuck for not falling back on the obvious "Silent night, violent night" rhyme!

COFFIN FUCK The 12 Days of Christmas

Single · 2016 · Death Metal
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It must be Christmas. All the signs are there. The shops are full of people emptying their wallets on junk which seems life-affirmingly important today, but will be forgotten or broken by New Year. All the good TV programs have done their dash for the year, and there are endless repeats of pointless drivel in their place. The roads are infested with homicidal maniacs intent on causing vehicular devastation. And Coffin Fuck has dropped yet another Christmas single.

For more than a decade, this New Jersey three piece have been churning out an annual dose of death metal yuletide fare. Past offerings have included the already irreverent “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”, “Deck The Halls”, “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”, and “Jingle Bells”.* This year’s mangled melody? “The 12 Days of Christmas”.

It starts with a creepy sample about a demonic Santa who’s out to punish naughty children of all ages. “You see Santy Claus tonight boy, you better run, you better run for your life!”

And then in rumbles the music. The music? Well, it vaguely resembles the actual song in question, with the addition of blast beats, double kick drums, guttural vocals, guitar squeals, and a breakdown every time Mandroid gargles “Five golden rings”. It’s never going to win awards for originality or quality of composition, but hey, what are you really expecting from a death metal version of a Christmas song?

Coffin Fuck should raise a smile from all but the most jaded death metal fans, and there is always the entertaining look of horror on your Granny’s face if you can slip this in among the more traditional Christmas carols.

*On a side note, check out the lyrics to “Jingle Bells”. The song is not actually a Christmas song at all!

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