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Any Colour You Like ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Status: Offline Points: 359 |
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These are the Rules of MMA. Please feel free to add as many as you like.
1. You do not talk about MMA 2. For a band to be added to the MMA database it must have a band name related to cannibalism, murder, Norse Mythology, goats or ironworking unions. 3. You must take offence when someone labels your favourite metal band un-tr00 or un-kvlt. ... Edited by Any Colour You Like - 02 Apr 2010 at 7:38pm |
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micky ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Status: Offline Points: 378 |
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hmmm....
4) sex... any poseur can listen to metal... real metalheads love sex as much as metal. No virgins allowed.. unless they volunteer to be sacrificed by the black metal team haha ![]() Edited by micky - 02 Apr 2010 at 7:41pm |
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rushfan4 ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Errors and Omissions Team Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 7485 |
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micky ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Status: Offline Points: 378 |
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*spits diet coke over all monitor* hahahhaha |
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Any Colour You Like ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Status: Offline Points: 359 |
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5. The only MMA approved liquids include; Alcohol, Blood and Motor Oil. 6. Diet anything is excluded at all times. |
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Raff ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Status: Offline Points: 1006 |
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Somebody really wants to sleep on the couch tonight ![]() ![]() |
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micky ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Status: Offline Points: 378 |
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NOOO!!!!!!! just ban me first
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PROGMAN ![]() Forum Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: 26 Mar 2010 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 44 |
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5. Crazy Train is the national anthem of MMA
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Metalbaswee ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator/Retired Admin Joined: 26 Mar 2010 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 396 |
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6. Metalbaswee always owns your asses. Always.
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Windhawk ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 184 |
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Norwegian band Raga Rockers sing about black metal fans (very roughly translated): There aren't too many women in the gang / but it doesn't really matter / cause uniforms are sexy / and a hole is a hole / as long as it is good and tight |
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NJCat_11 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Denver, CO Status: Offline Points: 244 |
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9. Those lyrics shall never again be repeated by anyone, ever.
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Windhawk ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 184 |
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This one might inspire some rules both on the do's and don'ts side of things
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Windhawk ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 184 |
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Here's another inspiration for some rules, some do's and don'ts :-)
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Balthamel ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 26 Mar 2010 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 1336 |
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Vehemency ![]() MMA Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Finland Status: Offline Points: 972 |
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CCVP ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Brasil Status: Offline Points: 388 |
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Wow, it doen't get any more gay than that.
I'm OK with this.
![]() EDIT: I agree completely actually. Edited by CCVP - 03 Apr 2010 at 4:00pm |
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birdwithteeth11 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Location: Kentucky Status: Offline Points: 32 |
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10. Power metal does not equal flower metal.
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Euclid Waza Gangsta ![]() Forum Newbie ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Apr 2010 Location: Alexandria Status: Offline Points: 1 |
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You should see this movie called Fight Club. They start this club and it has a rule just like this.
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Beekeeper ![]() Forum Newbie ![]() Joined: 08 Apr 2010 Location: Perth, WA Status: Offline Points: 28 |
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Well better remove the power metal subgenre from the site then. |
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